Whippin' girl - cream by Topco Sales - review by ~LaUr3n~

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This edible body creme is a lot of fun to use! Make a creme bikini and top your nipples off with sugar sprinkles! Just don't eat too much of it because it might make you sick...
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Pros:
Cute idea, Price, Easy to dispense, Fun to use, Good in small quantities, Stays put
Cons:
Tastes chemical/alcoholic, Sprinkles don't come out
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Whippin' Girl is a fun product from Topco sales. I envisioned this item allowing me to create a sexy bikini made entirely out of edible cream. Available in two flavors, vanilla cookie and raspberry zing, I chose the vanilla. I love vanilla desserts and I know my partner does not like raspberry. Unfortunately, this creme is not good n large quantities for actual eating. It's great for creating outfits out of food and engaging in WAM fetishes which I sort of love (Wet & Messy). The more oiled up I can be, the better! My favorite item from Eden allowed my to create a pool of goo in my living room that my partner and I wrestled in. This creme is much better for smaller areas. It's good for a mood starter. It's fun to use, different, and easy to apply. It smells good, but it's taste is very artificial and chemical. It's okay in small quantities, but have too much and it will make you sick. You can always opt to not ingest this, just have fun creating outfits with it!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

What starts as a liquid inside of a pressurized can will come out as a mouse like foam. It is thick and creamy, but still light. When it is touched it sort of evaporates. It seriously feels like silk on the skin and holds its own weight well. It doesn't slide around or flop off. I can even shimmy my chest and it stays put really well. Even after ten minutes, the forms I created were still as the looked originally. It is very easy to squeeze out of the can like you would hair mousse. It does leave a little bit of residue on the skin, but it is not overly sticky or gross feeling.
    • Creamy
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Wait to eat this or smell it! Straight out of the can the vanilla cookie makes me gag, from the smell or taste! You have to wait at least a minute for the chemical smell and taste to decrease. It never goes away, unfortunately. The smell is strong, but you have to be close to the product to smell it. It does smell like a vanilla cookie, but with an additional weird chemical smell. It's hard to describe. If you take a dollop of this stuff in your mouth it initially taste good for about a fraction of a second. It's easy to swallow, but then it has a horrible artificial chemical aftertaste. My partner described it as alcoholic, like vodka. good news is that if you merely lick this, you can avoid tasting a lot of the bad after taste.

The multicolored round sprinkles taste good on the other hand.

The ingredients:

Creme: Water, Glycerin, Flavor, PEG-8 Stearate, Sucralose, Citric Acid, Sodium Stearate, Potassium Stearate, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Red 33, Red 40, Yellow 5

Sprinkles: Sugar, Corn Starch, Confectioners Glaze, FD&C Red 640
    • Bad taste
    • Strong taste

Performance

This stuff is a lot of fun to put on! As you dispense it, it expands and the white creme covers what ever you apply it to. It comes out in the perfect amount and speed. It doesn't take long to create a cover for your chest or other areas. In terms of being able to make outfits or forms out of the creme, it is really good at it. However, it fails at being a good "tasty body creme". Tasty is not something I would use to describe this. While the creme is easy to come out, the sprinkles are not! The top is actually what holds the sprinkles. It has a sticker on the top that covers the holes that allow the sprinkles to shake out...or does it? For one, there is no way to block this back up unless you keep the sticker and the holes are two small to let anything out. Ten shakes produces two sprinkles! I ended up popping the top off, losing quit ea bit of sprinkles, but then was able to sprinkle them on using my fingers. The sprinkles are cute and really add a nice touch to the look of the product while you are wearing it.

So go ahead... try to recreate this!

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    • Long lasting
    • Performance

Packaging

The packaging is really cute. It looks like a whipped creme can, but in a smaller size with a sprinkle filled top. The can is metal and under pressure. It and its contents are flammable! The top dispenser is like a hair product that has mousse, not like a regular whipped creme can. It has a cute label that is relatively discreet with a cartoon gal on the front in a giant champagne glass. It could sit amongst other pasty items if you wanted it to. It does not need to be refrigerated. The package includes 4 ounces of the product.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
We couldn't bare to keep using this stuff. I might try a different flavor in the future or a different company, but this was a no-go for us.
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Comments
  • TameTemptress
    Sprinkles! How awesome!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Kindred
    What, no video review?
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LOL perhaps! It's in my vid review poss. list!
  • B8trDude
    I'm surprised Lady Gaga hasn't worn this
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LOL
  • Review It
    LOVE IT!
  • Penguin
    Ha, love the picture! This stuff really did taste gross. Maybe a different flavor?
  • LilLostLenore
    review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks
  • Holly Hox
    fun idea! nice review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Thanks holly
  • octoberrain
    Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    welcome
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