For your nymphomation foot long sex toy case by For your nymphomation

For those of us with somewhat nosy relatives (or nosy cats), keeping one’s sex toys, lubes, and condoms safely tucked away can be something of a challenge. Drawers can be rifled through, after all, and pillow cases (my choice in storage) are easy to open. So, in the interest of preserving my privacy and my nerves, I asked for the For Your Nymphomation’s Foot Long Sex Toy Case.

The Foot Long Sex Toy Case attempts to remedy the problem of sex toy storage; it is made of strong, leather-look PVC and comes with a padlock and two keys. It is exactly a foot long and has lovely little details like piping, no bottom seam, and glow-in-the-dark zipper pulls just in case you need to find your toys in the dark. The case comes in six different colors and generally looks like nothing more obtrusive than a stylish makeup bag. I love my purple case; in fact, I love just about anything purple; so even if it is spotted, this case doesn’t look like anything out of the ordinary.

The padlock seems fairly strong, as do the zipper and its pulls. You would need a knife to get into this case or very strong metal cutters.

Despite being only a foot long, this case fits a surprisingly large number of toys, which makes it perfect for traveling or just keeping your favorites close at hand. I was able to fit one rabbit vibrator, one g-spot vibrator, a small traditional vibrator, a set of vibrating bullets and sleeve, and two bottles of lubricant in this case; all without straining (stow your lube in a plastic baggie when traveling to prevent spills). Even with all of that, I still have room for a few smaller items, such as condoms, wipes, clamps, and vibrating eggs. Given that the case is soft-sided, anyone wanting to store fragile or otherwise glass sex toys in this case should use padding to prevent breakage when traveling.

I have two caveats to my praise for the Foot Long case. First, I wish that this case had an internal pocket for small or easily broken items like condoms, wipes, and nipple clamp sets. Second, I recommend finding something other than the provided chain to hang your keys on, as it is easily opened. A strong key ring would do nicely. Despite this, I give the For Your Nymphomation case a full five stars for providing stylish, classy, reasonably secure storage.