Condom cube red croco by DevineToys

Much like my collection of NFL shot glasses, I purchased the condom cube to exude sophistication and class in my apartment.

The first night I actually had the time to put condoms in it and put it out was when the girl friend and I were having a kung-fu movie night. I placed it all by its lonesome on my bed side table and cleaned up the rest of the room- what's the point of a faux-leather condom box if the rest of the room is a pig stye? When we retired to my bedroom we fooled around for half an hour or so but I could tell she was stealing as many glances at it as possible. Once it was game time she reached for the drawer but I told her to look a little higher. She grabbed the box and brought it onto my bed. I swelled with pride when I her "why yes this is faux-leather" and grabbed a Trojan. She thought it was hilarious I took pride in my condom box. The next day I asked her seriously what she thought about and she told me she appreciated I wanted to bring some sophistication to our sex life, and cared enough to pay for a stylish looking condom receptacle. So it's just her opinion, but I think she spells out what a lot of women would feel.

But seriously, the faux-leather is a nice touch and the magnetic open/close function legitimizes the price. The vinyl has a nice touch to it and bodes well with the faux-leather. The color combination chosen by the manufacturers is about as sexy as it can get. While I don't exactly own a life-time supply of condoms, the six condom capacity suits me fine.

In my formative years I went the way of the top drawer. I would haphazardly toss condoms and the occasional dirty magazine into my top drawer of the end table next to my bed.

If you want to step up to a more refined sex life, the condom cube is one small step in that direction.