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Shampoo bottle? hahaha

Is it possible to do this without sounding like a broken record? hahaha

I have had no real problems with this product. But I also haven't found anything that I have allergies to either. If you're prone to allergies then you need to find out what you're allergic to and then avoid that stuff. Like sea food. hahaha
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Pros:
Lasts long for me. Great pump bottle.
Cons:
None that I can think of or care about.
Rating by reviewer:
5
somewhat useful review

Use

A fan- "What do you do when you're on a road trip with your boys and one them is caught with anal Rubricant?"

Joe Rogan- "Anal Rubricant? First of all there's no such thing as anal lubricant. If someone give you lube and tells you "Look it's gota go in your ass." He's just trying to fuck you. You can use lubricant for your garage door. You need to do your own research son."

You can probably use it for what ever you want to use it for. I'm not into anal so don't ask me how it would do for that. I use it for my FleshLights and it works good for that. Use it for jerking off, I'm sure it would work just as well. If it was used for sex and it didn't help then you probably should be looking for something not water based.

Don't expect me to tell you that this is or is not safe for you to use. A product can be deem hypo-allergenic and you can still have a reaction to it. Each person is different and until you find that product that puts a rash over half of your body you may never know what you will react too.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Sex toys
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This stuff feels like a water based lube. Unless you use a lot of it it's probably going to stay where you want it to. I usually end up with it on my balls from my dick so maybe I am wrong or I haven't figured out that magical amount so it doesn't get on my balls. But I don't really care either.

Having a pump is one thing I really like because it makes it really easy to apply to my FleshLight. Even if I was using it for something else I would like the pump because I think it's easier to control for amounts. If you're using a bottle of lube and you tip it to much and it comes out slowly till it kind of burst through like a bubble. Then you're going to have to much, just like a ketchup bottle. But most bottles of lube usually have that squeeze spout so it shouldn't be a problem even then.

It can feel kind of sticky after a while and while I don't have a lot of experience with lubes it does feel kind of thick. But it feels perfectly fine when first applied to the FleshLight.
    • Slick
    • Sticky
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I honestly do not know why taste would be an issue with this kind of product until oral sex is involved. It's lube not a drink. If you want to taste it then feel free but I will not be commenting on this. As far as smell, there really isn't much of a smell which makes me happy. Because with my luck if it had a scent it would make me sick. hahaha.

I once read a review on the FleshLight forums for the FleshLubes. The person doing the reviews tasted each of the three lubes and then gave his or her comments on them. The lubes are Water, Ice, and Fire. Now obviously the Water tasted like nothing and he had no complaints. Then he said he didn't like the taste of the Fir and Ice ones. To me this would go without needing to taste them. They are made to cause a warming or cooling sensation and with what is added for that purpose, they are not going to taste good. I would expect unless you added a large amount of flavor to drown out the taste of the warming or cooling chemicals. It's still not going to taste very good.
    • No or weak smell

Performance

This worked pretty good for what I needed. I think using it with the FleshLight after getting it wet helps the product last longer because of the added water, but I could be wrong. I have had sessions as long as 30 to 45 minutes and as short as 10 I think. The product lasted through all of them so far without having to reapply. I rarely wash it off after I am done. I'm to lazy and just don't care. Being a water based lube it should come off pretty easy though. Usually if I wash it off it's because I take a shower after I jerk off and I'm going to bed. Most of the time I just rub as much off as I can with a towel I sit on while I jerk off. The only time it annoys me at all is when I start sweating which seems to reactivate it on my balls. But even then I just don't care.
    • Gets sticky
    • Long lasting

Personal comments

This product does the job for what I need. I really don't know what more I could say. Pour it all over your body and slide across the living room floor. Go to a play ground at night, take off your clothes, rub it on your lower body and zip down a slide or two. Just don't complain to me when you're pulling splinters or pebbles out of your ass. lol
Follow-up commentary
What can I say. It still works as good as when I first staretd to use it. I still maintain that I could use it to lube what ever I wanted but it wouldn't work as well for somethings as for others. But I will say I think that Gun Oil H2O is better as a water based lube.
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  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    Thank you for your review.

    Many people go back and forth between PIV and oral sex a number of times during a sex session, so for many of us taste (or better, a lack of it) is VERY important in a lubricant.

    You might want to consider the Mentor program to help with writing reviews.
  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    That was kind of why I said until oral sex get involved that taste wouldn't matter. I could see how when a girl is sucking a guys dick and the lube in on it that flavor or lack of would matter, or when a guy is eating out a girls pussy. But unless you're eating and jerking off at the same time, flavor shouldn't enter into the equation, and certain things you shouldn't even need to taste to know it's going to taste nasty. Such as the heating or cooling lubes.

    Maybe I'm just insane, but I didn't have to taste either of the other lubes mentioned to know they would taste like shit.

    As far as the mentor program for writing reviews, it could help. But I mostly have trouble writing reviews for products like lubes. It's hard to think of shit to say about them. I find it impossible to not use my humor when doing so. If I didn't I wouldn't be able to make the review as long as it is. hahaha
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    LOL I like that you were real in your review but it still is important to confirm your thoughts with the specs. You said you think this is water based. It probably is, but you should be sure.
  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    I repeatedly mention it being water based. I actually said it feels like a water based lube. That was kind of done as a joke because it is a water based lube. What else would feel like, a porcupine? hahaha. I would never use a lube with the FleshLight without knowing if it was water based because other lubes will kill the FleshLight sleeve and I don't want to have to bury it in the backyard.
  • Heartthrob
    Heartthrob  
    You start out with a joke about anal however this is not an anal lube. I think you know that, but some readers might mistake this lube for an anal lube. Sounds like you like the product.
  • petite-n-sweet
    petite-n-sweet  
    I agree that lube reviews are hard. My second one was a lube.. and I asked my mentor what the heck do I write about lube??? You at least made it entertaining. I was confused however about what kind of lubricant this was.. I "read" that it was an anal lubricant that you used for your fleshlight toy because your not into anal and that you shouldnt drink lube.

    But honestly could drinking lube be that bad if its water based? =)
  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    The whole joke about anal lube was kind of to make a point. When it comes right down to it you could use what ever lube you wanted for what ever you wanted. It really doesn't matter. It's just that certain lubes will do better for anal than others. That's why those referred to as anal lube are not likely to be water based. Plus since I do not expect to be using any actual anal lubes, this just seemed like the best place to use that really funny joke. hahaha
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    Good review. Thanks.
  • mllebeauty
    mllebeauty  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    Lol
  • Diablotin
    Diablotin  
    Thanks for the review.
  • dinglebat
    dinglebat  
    Thanks!
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