ULTRA LUBE!!! (Just kidding)
It's a lube that does what lube is supposed to do... in a very lackluster and goopy way. I really don't want to keep using this, but the other lube I have is even worse. I'm also poor and haven't gotten better stuff yet. The only real good thing I can think of about this lube is that I can wash the bottle out and use it for my crafts.Published: March 2, 2011
Pros:
Thick and does what it is supposed to
Cons:
Lumpy, smells bad, sticky, has glycerin, leaves jellyboogers
Experience
I didn't include it in the blog, but I'd like to say that I have not used this lube for sex, only solo play. My partner and I haven't been able to get together recently, and it'll be a while before we can. If you are using this for sex, you might have to reapply the lube once or twice unless you're having a really short session. I rarely need much lube for my solo play so I've never had to reapply.
If, the next time I see my partner, I still have the lube and haven't recycled the bottle yet, I'll give a follow-up on how this performed for sex and both of our opinions of it.
If, the next time I see my partner, I still have the lube and haven't recycled the bottle yet, I'll give a follow-up on how this performed for sex and both of our opinions of it.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by EdenFantasys.com
About author
This review was edited by
-
darthkitt3n
- Edited reviews: 152
- Graduated students: 8
Forum
Thank you for viewing Ultra lubricant review page!
Not a fan of lumpy lube. Thanks for the great review!
Thanks for the review. I can't imagine a water-based lube working worse.
Thanks for the review!!
I had thought about trying this but I think I'd rather not. Thanks for the review.
Don't want to say it with a follow-up but I'd just like to say that personal reasons have led to me deciding to give up sex for a very long while. I have no doubt that I won't have this lube anymore if I decide to have sex again.
Heads up for anyone who sees this:
This lube is now gone. I dumped it down the drain and the bottle has been recycled as a soap bottle. I think it's a better use for it than collecting dust in my closet.
thanks for the review
ty for the review
ty