Wonderland - The kinky kat - discreet massager discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Falsepast

When I first saw the "Kinky Kat", I immediately noticed it was listed as a discreet massager, to which I replied, "PSSH! Like I care! It's the the MUTHAF*%!IN' Cheshire Cat!" I knew I had to have him! Obviously, this is my favorite feature of this lovely little thing.

Packaging/Storage: The Kinky Kat comes in a box that is 7 inches long by just under 3 1/2 inches wide. The sleeve on the box has a picture of the pretty little toy with it's name above his head, vines ripping through the white paper background, giving you a glimpse of Wonderland. There is also cursive writing across the white background which you can make out, but for me, is impossible to read. Everything except for the white background has texture to it and can be felt, adding more beauty to the box. Both sides say "Wonderland 10 Function Silicone Pleasure Product" and the back gives information on the product, stating it has 10 functions, is made of silicone, waterproof, non-phthalate, has lit LED push button control, etc. After slipping off the sleeve, you see the cover of the box with the golden word, Wonderland, and an image of Wonderland through the giant W on the box. When you lift the magnetic flap and open it, the Kinky Kat lays inside, grinning from ear to ear with another image of Wonderland and the line of Wonderland toys from Doc Johnson to the left. Beneath the thing that holds the KAT, is a small manual in multiple languages that tells you about battery insertion and how to deal with a possible electrical malfunction.

Look: The Kinky Kat is a fuchsia color, with a golden band towards the end and a ring beneath it making him waterproof. He is about 5 1/2 inches from the tip of his ears to the bottom, and just under 4 1/2 inches at the widest point. He looks very much like the Cheshire Cat, he is only missing his eyes, but he still has the mischievious grin. Beneath the head, he has twirled his tail around his body to give some extra texture. The only issue I found was that on his sides there are seams. I was somewhat irritated since I do intend to keep him as a novelty, and I am a perfectionist, but I will do my best to ignore it since they aren't a huge problem.

Feel: The Kinky Kat is soft to the touch, and has some impressive power for his size. Unfortunately, I don't think this is very good for anal. His ears are pointy, and cause problem with insertion, and aside from your hand, there's nothing really stopping this little guy from possibly slipping in. I'm extremely jealous of girls right now. When I put him in, he poked and kind of hurt me a little, but I managed to get him in. His head doesn't feel really good, but his most of his 10 functions do! The strongest vibration is wonderful, but actually made my fingers and butthole go numb. Yeah, he packs that much of a punch! He has multiple pulsing modes, 3 standard vibrating modes, and modes that rise in power (don't know what it's called).

Scent/Sound/Taste: The Kinky Kat has a new toy odor to him, but it's nothing too terrible. I was not bothered by it, and had to get my nose close to the Kinky Kat to smell him. As far as sound goes, he is surprisingly quiet, even on the strongest setting. I would say he is about 2 bees at the most. I did not taste him, since there's no real desire for me to do so.

Cleaning/Lube/Material: The Kinky Kat is made of silicone, meaning he is easy to clean, because he's not porous. Just wash him with some warm water and soap, and add some toy disinfectant spray. When washing, the only issue is you have to make sure to get the spaces in between his tail. Due to the fact that the Kinky Kat is silicone, he needs to be used with water-based lube only. On the product page, the Kinky Kat is listed as plastic/silicone, but I believe the only plastic is the bottom of the toy, which is everything beneath the twirly tail part, I'm not entirely sure since it's all very smooth and soft.

The Kinky Kat numbs me, and although he is wonderfully powerful, he can't safely reach my P-spot. I sincerely don't mind though, since I only planned on keeping him as a beautiful novelty to look at and collect anyway.
Technically, you CAN play with the Kinky Kat anally, it just won't be very fun, since he's not designed for that.

Haven't used the toy since the first review and don't intend to since this is definitely just a toy I bought for the looks. I'm still happy I bought it because the Cheshire Cat is awesome.