Oh, we are all mad here...

This is a triple threat in a vibrator. It's aesthetically pleasing, powerful enough for most, and great quality. It's best use is as an external vibrator, but it can be inserted and will stimulate a shallow g-spot. It's not going to work well for anal insertion because it lacks a flared base, but it can be used externally on the anus.

This has a lot of texture on it, so those that dislike texture may not enjoy this, but because it is made from a flexible material makes it much less intense. It does have a ton of functions which is great because there is something for everyone.

I enjoy using this during foreplay, but it's small enough that it will work in most positions during sex and is great during solo play as well.

The toy portion of this is made out of a smooth silicone while the handle is made from firm, smooth plastic. While the silicone is smooth, there are two tiny seams that run along the sides of the toy. These are barely noticeable to the eye, and I can't feel them at all when I use it.

This toy toys have a lot of texture. The body is ridged and the face is defined. I like this because it gives a lot of different sensation when using the toy, but some people won't enjoy how much texture there is.

This toy gives of no odor or taste.

This was surprisingly small to me. I was, for some reason I can't explain, expecting something much bigger. I thought this would be more of an insertable toy than an external vibrator. The funny thing is, even though I was expecting something else, I am not at all disappointed.

The shape of this makes it difficult to insert, but not impossible. The large head and pointed ears is the problem. Those same features actually make it an amazing clitoral vibrator for me. I love all the ridges and protrusions because they create different sensations.

This is 5.5" long with 4.25" truly insertable. At the widest it is 4.5" in circumference which is down by the bottom. The head is 4" in circumference and then has a thin neck which flares back out as it approaches the handle.

This runs on 1 AA battery, and is quite strong. It's not quite as powerful as my high intensity bullet, but the texture makes up for that. The vibrations are well balanced throughout the cat, there doesn't seem to be a place that they are specifically centered. It's about as loud as my cell phone on vibrate, so it's not going to be an issue at all behind a closed door, but you may not want to use it with your dorm mate sleeping in the same room.

The functions pick up where you left off, so if you have a favorite it will always start with what you used last. I actually don't normally like functions, but a lot of these I am finding really enjoyable. I like the strong pulses. Turning this off just requires holding the button down for about 2 seconds, and it will shut off. The button flashes a white light in time with the function you are using which my partner likes, because it makes using it on me simpler for him.

Functions:
Fast pulses
Slow pulses
Medium longer pulses
low fast pulses
Strong steady
med steady
low steady
fast escalating pulses
medium rumbly pulses
Strong longer pulses

The waterproof seal on the battery compartment works perfectly. This has accidentally had a swim in a full sink of water with no ill effects.

Silicone is a 10 on the EF safety scale because it is sterilizeable, but because this has a plastic base a lot of that is lost. You can still wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution to sterilize it, but you can't boil it. This is cleanable with mild soap or toy cleaner and warm water. I do have to point out that all of the ridges make this hard to fully clean. I had the worst time with the teeth, but it is doable.

Silicone cannot be used with silicone lubricants, so make sure you stick to water based lubes. Same rules apply for storage. You don't want to store this touching other silicone products. The packaging for this makes a great storage option.

The packaging on this is above and beyond what I would expect for a toy in this price range. On the outside, there is a cardboard sleeve that you slide off. Then the toy is nestled in a 7"long box that has a magnetic closure. This keeps the toy tucked safely inside. I have thrown this box with my Kinky Kat inside into a backpack for travel, and it has stayed perfectly safe. I use the box as a permanent storage solution for this toy.