Wonderland - The kinky kat - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by ksparkles16

OK, I admit that I am a crazy cat lady. This may be all time low. First, you fall in love with cats. Then you obsess over them and take a million pictures. Then you find a cat shaped vibrator and get really excited! I have wanted a cute kitty vibrator for ages and Wonderland’s Kinky Kat has made me so happy. The minute I saw this vibrator, I put it in my cart so fast I had hardly blinked!

I would not advise using Kinky Kat anally. It is fairly small and could definitely get lost!

Doc Johnson’s Kinky Kat is a discreet silicone waterproof massager intended for clitoral stimulation. It can also be inserted vaginally if you please. It is fairly moderate in speed, but powerful for a one battery operated vibrator. There are a lot of functions and patterns for such a small vibe. If you love patterns in a small vibe, you’ll love this. If you love small fairly powerful vibes, you’ll like this. If you are a cat lover like me, you’ll want this! You sure get a lot of variety for such an inexpensive cute vibe.

The Kinky Kat is made out of silicone and plastic. It rates an 8 out of 10 on Eden Fantasy’s Safety Scale. It is hypoallergenic and latex free. Most of the Kinky Kat is silicone. The only part that is not silicone is the gold band on the bottom and part of the button. Silicone is such a great material. It is soft, smooth, and safe to use. The Kinky Kat is very flexible; his head can bend.



The Kinky Kat has little to no drag to it. However, I would still use a lubricant. There was no smell to this kitty kat. It doesn’t attract a lot of hair or lint. Although the silicone is smooth, the swirls on its body do add some texture to the kat. I don’t think it’s a deal breaker since you can use the kat’s smooth ears and head for clitoral stimulation. You can choose whether you want texture or not. There are seams on the side of the Kitty, but I didn’t notice them during use.

The Kinky Kat is designed after the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. The top of the vibrator is his little grinning face. He has a big huge toothy smile, a nose, and of course ears! For some odd reason, he doesn’t have eyes. Some people may be a little freaked out by using a kat on their private area. I usually don’t try and think about his cute face. All over his body, his tail is swirled around.

The back shows you were his tail starts and ends.



The bottom handle has a gold band with its button on the bottom.



The Kinky Kat is fairly small in size. Fitting in the palm of my hand, the Kinky Kat is 5 ½” in length. If you wish to insert it vaginally, it can be inserted up to 4”. It has a circumference of 4 ¼” and a diameter of 1 ¼”. It weighs only .5 lb. It is pretty small so if you need a small discreet vibrator, this is a great choice. The size is perfect for any user.



The Kinky Kat is small and fairly easy to hide. This vibrator is a little discreet. If someone saw it they may think it’s just a kitty. However, I know it’s a vibrator so I hide mine. This would be a perfect vibrator to travel with!

For being such a small vibrator the Kinky Kat has lots of patterns to offer. It is operated by one AA battery. I use rechargeable batteries and it fit just fine. The button for the toy is located on the bottom of the handle. It’s really easy to use and lights up! During patterns, it blinks to the beat.



The one odd thing about the Wonderland series of vibrators is that during use it makes a little beeping noise. I thought I was a little crazy when I first heard it, but other reviewers have noted the same noise. It doesn’t really bother me it’s just something to note. During some patterns it sounds like a stopwatch going off.

To operate the Kinky Kat simply press the button on the bottom. There are ten total functions: three modes of steady vibration and seven patterns. There is a lot to offer. There are pulsations short and fast, escalating modes, and steady vibration. To turn the Kat off, simply hold the button down for a few seconds until it turns off.

1. high straight vibration
2. medium steady vibration
3. low steady vibration
4. escalating fast pulses
5. low slow pulses
6. fast high pulses
7. extremely fast medium pulses
8. fast medium pulses
9. long high pulses
10. fast low pulses

I knew before purchasing this vibrator that it wasn’t going to be super powerful. I was pleasantly surprised how powerful it really is. Compared to other vibrators I own that are operated on one AA battery, this is fairly powerful. Plus, there are a million more settings. It isn’t really that loud. It’s around a bee of 2, like a cell phone vibrating. Unfortunately, I couldn’t orgasm from it alone. But, its cuteness and box make up for it!

The Kinky Kat is waterproof. I used it in the shower and didn’t find that any water leaked in.

You can simply wash the Kinky Kat in warm water and soap since its waterproof. It’s very easy to care for. It can be hard to clean if fluid gets stuck in the swirls.

Since most of the Kinky Kat is silicone, be sure not to use silicone lubricant. I like to use a water based lubricant.

I am absolutely in LOVE with the packaging of the Kinky Kat. It’s my favorite packaged vibrator that I’ve ever received, and I have a lot of toys! The first thing you have is the sleeve that comes off. The front has a picture of the toy. The back lists all its great attributes in pretty gold writing.



The side and bottom parts of the package have a picture of a book making this look like a book. How cool!



Once you take the sleeve off, the front of the box has a decorated W for Wonderland.



There is a magnetic piece on the side that opens. You finally have the Kinky Kat laid down in a plastic cut out. The other side shows the other products in the Wonderland series.



I love this toy for its packaging! I’m definitely going to be keeping it to store the kitty in. Sure, it’s not discreet, but it’s super cute!

I’m rating the Kinky Kat four stars out of five. It may not of been orgasmic for me, but it surpassed all of my expectations. Not only is it really strong for a one AA battery operated toy, it has a bunch of functions, is waterproof, and silicone! There’s something here for anybody to love! After using it a few times, I’m going to put it away and just keep it. Like other reviewers have noted, it’s a tad weird using a vibrator in the shape of the Cheshire cat. I think it’s really cute and I love the package. I want to keep it to say ‘yes I finally found a cute kitty vibrator’! Out of all the moderately powerful vibrators I have tried, this is my favorite.

The first time I used the Kinky Kat, I used it on my clitoris. It wasn’t really effective for me there. I did move it up and down which helped. However, I need really powerful toys. I already knew this wasn’t going to be that strong before I bought it, but I was still surprised. I inserted it vaginally just for curiosity. I personal think it feels a little awkward inserted. The head of the cat is uncomfortable to insert for me. I would recommend you use this toy for external use only. But, if you want to try it out, go ahead. Just beware it’s not a smooth entrance.