Bcute classic - discreet massager by B Swish - review by Pixel

The Bcute Classic is a bitty vibe, (and yes, it it definitely lives up it's name, as it's adorable!) measuring only 4 1/2 inches, with about 3 inches of that being insertable. It also has a very slim diameter, only 7/8 inches, and overall, is only slightly larger than a tube of lipstick. The Classic has a twistable white plastic battery cap on the end which allows you to control the speeds, and is embossed with the word ‘Bswish' in silver. The battery does have an o-ring that makes it waterproof. (And yes, it stood up to my ‘Waterboarding for Science!' test.) It's powered by a single AA battery, which is why the vibrations aren't that intense.


The packaging for this vibe was definitely classier than your typical vibrator packaging, but by no means discreet. It is a black, white and purple box, and has two photographs of women in just bras and panties on it. However, the pictures are tasteful, and definitely don't come across as ‘trashy', but more artistic. Still, it's not something you would leave out, and besides, why would you when this vibe comes with it's own drawstring storage pouch? I'm unsure of the material, but it is velvety to the touch, and the inside is non-fuzzy. Yay for not having to pick tiny bits of lint off my toy before use!


The silicone Bcute used for this toy is awesome. There is very little give to the silicone, and it feels as though it's a silicone coating over a hard plastic case. The surface is a lovely matte finish that has a velvetish feel to is, and is a bit draggy. So, you will want to use some water based lube with it if you plan on rubbing it against yourself. It also is not a lint magnet like some of the glossier types of silicone seem to be.


Now, my main problem with this toy is also because of the silicone. Well, specifically, the annoyingly pronounced seam running down the middle of my lovely little vibe. For a toy that is working hard at promoting itself as a affordable ‘luxury' item, you would think that Bcute would have taken the little bit of extra time and effort to make sure that there wasn't a seam running down the middle of an area that is supposed to be rubbing against my clit or vulva. I did manage to make the seam less irritating by using a razor blade to gently pare it down, though. (I recommend using either an X-Acto knife or straight razor blade, and using tiny and short strokes. It took me about 10 minutes to get it to a smoothness I was happy with.)