Bcute classic - discreet massager by B Swish - review by burningbright

Cute, but not cutting it

Despite all of its positive points, the Bcute classic's unimpressive vibration leaves me saying "meh." If you're looking for a toy to tease with, it might work for you, but if you're looking for an orgasm, look elsewhere.
Discreet, silicone, adjustable speed
Soft vibration, unreliable speed adjustment
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
On paper, the Bcute classic has some great things going for it: the economical price, adjustable speed, lovely velvety silicone exterior, discreet size, quiet operation, and… well, cuteness.

In person, it still has all of that going for it. The silicone portion of the vibe is quite firm through most of its length, but the tip is a little more squishy and flexible. The silicone attracts a little lint, but not much, and has remained surprisingly fur-free in a house full of shedding cats. The firmness of the toy makes it easy to vary the pressure as much as you like. Other reviewers have mentioned seams on their Bcute, but the silicone on mine was completely smooth straight from the box, so your mileage may vary. The adjustable speed dial can be a little bit finicky, and the best way to get anything in the lower end of the vibrator's range of vibrations is to dial a higher intensity and then back it down carefully, since the vibrator doesn't always turn on right at the lower end of the range. The Bcute is certainly one of the quietest vibrators I've played with to date, practically inaudible at lower speeds, and easily muffled with either a light blanket or a closed door.

Unfortunately, I found its performance to be underwhelming. The Bcute's vibrations are very understated and gentle, even at its highest settings, and some female users may find that they are insufficiently stimulating to bring about orgasm, regardless of pressure, speed, or placement. I generally have an easy time reaching orgasm, so I was really quite surprised by how little in that direction the Bcute classic did for me. Because of the ease with which I generally reach orgasm, and because the Bcute has consistently failed to get me anywhere close, I'm certainly hesitant to recommend it to other women who may have more difficulty with reaching orgasm.

(I say female users because my partner enjoyed the Bcute both on his perineum and laid along the underside of the shaft quite a bit. The gentle vibrations that I found so unimpressive were definitely pleasurable for him, especially when combined with a second vibrator or a blowjob. By itself, the Bcute wasn't enough to bring him to orgasm, but it definitely enhanced his experience in a way it didn't enhance mine.)
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My Bcute classic tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet
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  • ViVix
    I would really suggest the mentoring program to lengthen this up and to add some important info. Welcome to reviewing!
  • gwenevieve
    welcome to the site! Thanks for reviewing
  • MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Jessie<3
    thanks for the review
  • edeneve
    good start at reviewing. have you checked out the mentor program? just a suggestion.
  • MrSinister
    You had me at 'meh.' Another person recommending the mentor program here, it's good for you and good for the mentors as well!

    And when in doubt, always try to do the extended review. I've been reviewing for a while now and still like my 'training wheels!'
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  • Bleu
    Nice review I...4th? The mentor program (as someone who is in it and working on her first reviews)
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thanks for your review
  • atryonix
    Thanks for the great review!
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  • roskat
    Thank you.
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