Girlberry sex toy review
When my Girlberry G-spot stimulator arrived at my door I was so excited; there it sat all in purple...Who wants to fuck a giant purple hedgehog?Published: May 7, 2007
When my Girlberry G-spot stimulator arrived at my door I was so excited; there it sat all in purple. In my imagination I could already feel the little nubs on top of the 'head' against my g-spot; and I liked it. Eagerly I whipped it out of the box and tried to remove the bullet.
Why do some toy manufacturers insist on leaving the bullet vibrator in the toy for shipping? It kind of settles into the body of the toy.
Anyway, with a relatively large amount of lube and after nearly breaking my finger trying to swirl the lube around the deeply embedded bullet, I managed to remove it in order to clean the toy. Then I had to get the bullet back in. I've now tried several scenarios and the best way involved putting in a chopstick and then shoving in the heavily lubed bullet, while attempting not to sprain my thumbs, and then removing the chopstick. Removal is not much better.
Undaunted I forged ahead. I whipped out my Girlberry and played with it as a clit vibrator until I'd had an orgasm and then confidently I pressed it up to my entrance and...
It wouldn't go in.
I lubed myself up and? nothing.
I had an orgasm and? nothing.
I had sex with a lovely man, had several orgasms, and a pounding shag and? almost. It keeps dragging my labia with it and to push any harder would involve tearing my skin, injuring myself. Still, I cannot get the freaking toy inside me.
Or? As my wise friend saw upon seeing said toy?
Who wants to fuck a giant purple hedgehog?
A great idea, with terrible implementation, Girlberry earns five out of ten because it's an okay vibrator, but that is all.
Why do some toy manufacturers insist on leaving the bullet vibrator in the toy for shipping? It kind of settles into the body of the toy.
Anyway, with a relatively large amount of lube and after nearly breaking my finger trying to swirl the lube around the deeply embedded bullet, I managed to remove it in order to clean the toy. Then I had to get the bullet back in. I've now tried several scenarios and the best way involved putting in a chopstick and then shoving in the heavily lubed bullet, while attempting not to sprain my thumbs, and then removing the chopstick. Removal is not much better.
Undaunted I forged ahead. I whipped out my Girlberry and played with it as a clit vibrator until I'd had an orgasm and then confidently I pressed it up to my entrance and...
It wouldn't go in.
I lubed myself up and? nothing.
I had an orgasm and? nothing.
I had sex with a lovely man, had several orgasms, and a pounding shag and? almost. It keeps dragging my labia with it and to push any harder would involve tearing my skin, injuring myself. Still, I cannot get the freaking toy inside me.
Or? As my wise friend saw upon seeing said toy?
Who wants to fuck a giant purple hedgehog?
A great idea, with terrible implementation, Girlberry earns five out of ten because it's an okay vibrator, but that is all.
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Do you think the size of the toy is the issue or the way the head is textured? Would labia length play into ease of insertion?
not a bad review, but i could use some more information.
nice review
nice
Too bad about this one. I recently got one similar to this well, same manufacturer. It's the Snuggle Puss and I had such high hopes, but like this one it fell short majorly! Don't know what is up with that manufacturer, but they come so close then fail! Lol. Great review though. Funny about the purple hedgehog! Ha Ha! It does look like that!