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Hard as Brick Wall Bangers Deluxe Bird

I was really, really excited for this toy because it had all my favorite parts. I LOVE rabbits, and suction cup toys, and I thought this would be my new favorite. I was very disappointed when the material turned out to be so uncomfortable for me. I can't stand using hard toys. I need toys to mold with my body. I think for the price that the toy is worth a shot. Some people like harder toys.
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Pros:
All the pros of a rabbit, with the flexibility of a suction cup base
Cons:
Unsafe, uncomfortable, and no variety
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator has a suction cup base and clit stimulation. It is best used on hard surfaces such as mirrors, counters, floors, or even in the shower. The toy is used vaginally by women. I think the toy is best used for solo or couples play. You can attach the toy to a hard surface and ride it while you perform oral sex on your partner.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Hard surfaces only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Dual stimulation
    • Rabbit
    • Suction cup base
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

The texture of the toy is kind of hard to explain. It is a jelly type of toy. It looks like it is bendy and flexible, but it's not. To a certain degree, the toy is bendable. It's just not soft enough for me. I find it extremely hard and uncomfortable. The clit tickler part stabs into me, and the insertable piece doesn't bend with me.

It does have an odor but I don't think it's the worst I've smelled; it's just your average plastic type of smell. I have washed the toy several times and the smell has not faded. However, for the smell being kind of funky, there is no taste to the toy. I don't think that beginners will like this toy very much. I do believe it is meant more for advanced users. The veins on the shaft are just too rigid, in my opinion.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

I love the idea of having a rabbit suction cup toy. I think that is the ultimate toy. To be pleased hands-free in all the right places is perfect for solo play, and sometimes for couples play as well. The size is not too big or too small. I think advanced or beginner users could enjoy it. The vibrations are also strong, but quiet. I'm not sure if it is an easy toy to hide or not. It's certainly not the most discreet. Anyone who saw it would know what it is, but putting it in a locked bedside drawer or a special container would be OK. The toy would be fun to travel with, but like I said, it's not very discreet, so if you are easily embarrassed I would not recommend it.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance, functions, and controls of this toy were poorly thought out. You turn the toy on and off by screwing the base tighter or more loose. So the toy has to be on and vibrating before you can insert it, unless you can twist your vagina sideways. There is no variety in speed or function. Most of the vibrations are in the clit tickler part, and are surprisingly strong. There are very little vibrations in the shaft of the toy, because the bullet is located in the clit part. This toy is not very noisy, and the noise could easily be masked with the TV on in your bedroom. The toy is waterproof, but you can't easily use it that way. If you were to be playing in the tub, not using the suction base, then yes. But if you want to attach the toy to the wall in the shower, then no. Sadly, it won't stick to a wet wall. I had to dry the wall and then re-attach the toy several times, but it just kept sliding down. If you messed around with it for awhile, I think you could get it to stay, but it's definitely not an "in the heat of the moment" kind of toy.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not enough variety
    • Poorly designed

Care and Maintenance

Jelly toys cannot be shared safely unless you put a condom on them, because they are porous. You also cannot put them in boiling water to sterilize them. Experts recommend using warm water and soap to keep them clean. Store them in a dry, dark place away from other toys, to avoid discoloration. You should use water or silicone based lubricants with them to prolong their life. A lot of people do not recommend jelly toys because of how "germy" they can be.
    • High maintenance
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    Thanks for the review!
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