The oral sex buddy - finger massager discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Zombirella

The Oral Sex Buddy by Evolved Novelties is a plastic bullet with a slip on TPR sleeve that has raised bumps fat flaps on either side designed to provide clitoral pleasure. It is supposed to simulate oral sex but the raised bumps are more pronounced than taste buds on a tongue but it's pleasurable none-the-less. You could also use it to stimulate the nipples or the intimate parts of a male partner. Removing the sleeve gives you a regular bullet; so it's like two toys in one!

This toy is great for any user because of how different it is from an ordinary bullet. It delivers power it's not ground moving. With that being said, those that absolutely require a powerhouse may not get pleasure out of it. For everyone else it should do.

It is great to use alone or with a partner. It is waterproof so you can take it into the shower/tub with you. It is small enough to travel with but the button is pretty easy to push so I recommend removing the batteries if you choose to toss it into your purse or something to avoid any embarrassment.

The Oral Sex Buddy's sleeve is made of TPR which is a 7 on Eden's safety scale. It has a lot of drag to it and I only find it enjoyable when lubricant is applied. It has 5 columns of raised nubs in 5 rows on the front and back of the sleeve. It has a flat flap on either side. It is pretty stretchy and stays over the bullet well. The texture is great for any user.
It is also hypoallergenic, latex and phthalates free.


While it is supposed to simulate oral sex, it doesn't really feel like a tongue but it still feels pretty amazing and covers a broad area.

The bullet is made of plastic and is an 8 on the safety scale. The bullet is smooth.

There was no smell to The Oral Sex Buddy.

The Oral Sex Buddy reminds me a bit of a stingray with the side flaps. I think it's a pretty unique design and adds for a unique sexual experience. The sleeve is wide enough to cover any clitoris as well as part of the surrounding labia. How much outer area it covers just depends on each person's anatomy. It is made to stroke the clitoris while holding onto the exposed end of the bullet.

The bullet can be taken out and used alone. It's about the size of a normal bullet and isn't recommended for anal use. You can't get much internal use with the bullet and can use just a little over an inch of it internally.

The measurements of the toy are:
Length: 2 1/2"
Circumference: 3"
Diameter: 3/4"
Width: 1 1/2"


Compared to a standard tube of lip balm

The Oral Sex buddy is easy to control. Simply press the button on the bottom to start it up. There are 3 single vibrations settings (low-medium-high) and 4 patterns. The toy is decent in power and is fairly quiet and won't be heard outside of a closed door. It is rated an average of 4 vrooms on the product page but I am going to rate it 3 since I don't have the option of 3.5 and the like. Normally 3 vrooms don't do it for me but this one is a bit more stronger than other 3 vroom toys I have tried. It won't get me there in seconds but it will eventually.

1) Low vibration
2) Medium vibration
3) High vibration
4) Long drawn out pulse (2 second pause)
5) Escalating
6) Buzz, Buzz, drawn out buzz
7) Fast rev

The vibrations are buzzy and can be felt all over the toy. It is waterproof but I haven't tested that because I don't take my toys into the tub/shower with me.

The texture feels great when caressing the clitoris in a sort of "licking" motion as to simulate oral sex. The nubs are soft enough as to not cause any discomfort and are spaced out enough as to not be too overstimulating.

To turn the bullet off you must hold down on the button for a few seconds.

As mentioned before, the bullet can be used alone without the sleeve. You can also remove the sleeve and slip it over a finger if you wanted.

It runs on 3 LR44 batteries (watch batteries). These can be found at great prices on eBay for those that have trouble finding them in stores.

The Oral Sex buddy is a lint/hair/particle magnet. It is best to store it in a place that it won't collect fibers. It can be cleaned with warm water and a mild soap, toy cleaner or wipe. Be sure to get in between the nubs. You can use water or silicone based lubricant with it.