The oral sex buddy - finger massager discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Megan Jean

The best use for the oral sex buddy, as the name suggests, is to simulate oral sex by "lapping" it over your outer labia, and clitoris. I find that no matter how I try to use the sleeve to lick at my sensitive areas, it just does not feel like a tongue. The bullet, however, is very stimulating, with its different speeds and vibration patterns. So I usually disregard the sleeve and use this as a powerful, plastic bullet instead.

The material of the sleeve is TPR. It has a lot of sticky drag to it if not used with a lubricant, water-based, of course. The bullet is made of a hard plastic that is very easy to clean.

This toy is fairly discreet, and would be suitable for travel. The entirety of the toy is just about as long as my ring finger, and it is as wide around as a large, Sharpie marker. The design of the sleeve is supposed to imitate a tongue, with the flaps being the broad area of the tongue, and the bumps being taste buds, I assume, but the sleeve just does not properly imitate the sensations of oral sex for me.

The functions and controls on this toy are very impressive. The power/function button is located on the bottom of the toy, and is pressed to turn it on and to cycle through the different functions. To turn the toy off, you hold the button down for about 3 seconds. The button protrudes enough so that it is easy to press, but not so much that it is easy to accidentally turn on during travel or storage.

Care for this toy is fairly easy. A quick wash with soap and warm water to both the sleeve and the bullet will do you just fine. I recommend letting the sleeve dry separately from the bullet, just so the inside of the sleeve and the outside of the bullet can dry fully.