Wonderland - The kinky kat - discreet massager discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Neotigress

With it's shapes and functions, and lack of flange, this is mostly going to be a female oriented toy.

This is most definitely, on the surface at least, a novelty item, but with a little patience and practice, this is an amazing internal toy that will grow on you. It was not strong enough for me for clitoral stimulation, but I need 4 vrooms as a rule. That being said, if you don't need a heavy hand, this would also make a great clit vibe, and many will delight in its variety of vibrations. Because of it's light touch, it does also make a wonderful nipple tease.

And as a non-sexual function, it's so cute, and unassuming, I stick it in my pencil holder by my computer and just enjoy the happy go lucky nature and color of the silly thing.

Material is made from Plastic (handle) and Silicone (cat)
With a Safety rating of 8
Texture is Swirled

Safety features:
-Food-grade material
-Hypo-allergenic
-Latex free
-Non-porous
-Phthalates free

The Kinky Kat is made out of silicone and plastic, but the texture is indistinguishable from the handle which is the plastic section and the silicone body of the vibe.

The battery cap is a hard and velvety feeling plastic. The only way you can tell the difference in material is that the body of the vibe/silicone portion has just the slightest bit of "squish" to it.

Because the design of the vibe is the Cheshire cat in a stylized 3 dimension, the vibe is very textured, bumpy, and could be a challenge for those who are texture sensitive. The ears are rounded and soft and not nearly as "poky" as you would imagine. When inserted, I actually barely feel them, and the little I did is in a g-spot caressing good way.

There's no drag to the overall texture of this toy, and there's only the hint of a not unpleasant scent if you literally stick the vibe under your nose.

And even though the body is high quality silicone, I've not had any issues with any lint or animal fur sticking to it.

The first thing that I noticed is that this is a pinker than "Barbie" pink toy with a shiny gold plastic ring where the battery goes.

There is an off white ring that encircles the pushable power button at the bottom of the toy, and I love that it lights up in time with the various vibrational patterns. It pleases me when it lights up in the dark.

Including ears 5.5 inches long
4.5 inches at widest point (tummy)
3.0 inches at narrowest point (handle)
Handle 2.25 inches long
Insertable length no more than 4.0 inches

This toy is a 3 dimensional and stylized representation of the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.

It has a bulbous head with round tipped cat ears. The tail wraps around the entire body up to the neck and not only represents the cat's tail but also the stripes on the cat.

The head is bulbous and the neck is thick on a slightly conical body, that increases to the bottom of the cat which is a little more than half the length. The handle is a consitant 3.0 inches around.

This is soft, rounded, and yet highly textured.

The design is so whimsical and charming, that if you propped it in a pencil holder, no one would ever guess that this was a "pleasure object".

With 10 functions there should be something enjoyable here for just about everyone. The vibrations seem to emanate from the tummy area and are evenly distributed throughout the toy.

_solid, very light, 1 bee, 1 vroom
_solid, slightly rumbly, 1 bee, 2 vrooms
_solid medium buzzy, 2 bees, 3 vrooms
_solid, light vibe, 1 bee, 1 vroom
_Stuttering buzzy vibe, 2 bees, 1 vroom
_Throbbing buzzy vibe, 2 bees, 3 vrooms
_same as above but ligher, 1 bee, 2 vrooms
_Fast throbbing and buzzy, 2 bees, 2 vrooms
_very light fast throbbing, 1 bee, 1 vroom (utterly useless in my opinon)

And off? I couldn't find 10 functions. I also couldn't get it to play them in any order, it was random each time. However, it has a memory and turns back on to whatever function you last used.

I need deep rumbly and more pin point vibes for clitoral climax, so for me this was a fun warm up, but not a finisher. However, internally as a g-spot (ears and head toy), it is priceless. It did take a few sessions of playing with it to figure this out ,and until earlier this week when the Harmonia arrived, this was my favorite toy.

Press and hold the single control button for approximately 3 seconds to turn off.

This vibe is quiet enough that you would barely here it outside the blankets on its loudest setting and would not be able to be heard at all through a closed door.

Being silicone, you want to be sure and only use water based lube, and be sure not to let any of your other silicone toys touch it.

I wash mine with hot water and toy cleaner. BUT due to the intense texture on the head, face, and body of the cat, I have to pay particular attention to the nooks and crannies. I make haste after use to get it under water and cleaned, to ensure than nothing has the chance to dry in the afore mentioned crevices. I even go after the really tight spots along the wrap of the tail with a toothbrush that I have set aside specifically for toy cleaning crevice chores.

Due to the intense crevices and crannies that are a bit tricky to clean I gave this toy 4, instead of 5 stars.

For the price point of this toy, I was very impressed with the quality and production values of the packaging. It is a box inside a cardboard sleeve that slides off first. It has slight embossing as well as gloss, and matte printing. The front of the sleeve has a very accurate and life sized photo of the toy, the name of the toy, the Wonderland toy line, and "10 function silicone pleasure product".

The back of the sleeve says, "The Kinky Kat. This playful pink kitty wants to see you smile. Perch this silicone cat wherever you wish/ with 10 powerful functions and a waterproof design, you'll find your way to incredible pleasure that will leave you grinning from ear to ear."

Due to the combination of the verbiage on the packaging, and the fact that the cat is so cute and intriguing, this is not what I would consider discreet packaging at all.

And then it goes into detail with symbols and text to explain that it is:
-Waterproof
-Multi-function
-ABS SIL
-1AA battery
-Non-phalate
-10 function

And repeats some of this information.

Once you slide the sleeve off, there is a very high quality box with a magnetic closure designed to look like a really lovely bound book called "Wonderland". Again, just like the sleeve, it has gold embossing, matte, and gloss printing.

Open your box/book and there on the inside flap is a glossy photo of the entire line with a short blurb, and in the box itself is the charming, grinning Kat nestled safely in a molded plastic cradle that feels velvet lined.

If you pull the plastic cradle out of the box, the instructions are tucked underneath (it took me a few days to think to pull this out).

The box is 7 inches tall
3.5 inches wide
.75 inches deep

The box is only a wee bit too big, but the quality is so lovely and sensual, and I love my Kat so very much, I do store my toy in the box when not in use.

This packaging is the quality you'd look for in a vibe that is twice the price point, and adds to the charm of the toy. For your open minded friends, this would make an utterly fabulous gift.

When I got this, I was thrilled with how cute it was, and after my first time of trying it and it being an utter failure the way I was using it for getting off; it was so cute, I still couldn't be disappointed in it. And it was so cute I kept playing with it.... and then one magical evening... The clouds parted, and I figured out how to use it internally for g-spot stimulation on the more rumbly settings, and in conjunction with my favorite bullet, I had the longest, most powerful combo clit/g-spot orgasm that encompassed half my entire body. It was truly mind blowing.

I think this little guy has a place in most women's toy box. Except for light nipple stimulation and perhaps teasing a man's scrotum ,this isn't going to be a wonderful anal toy as it's not save for insertion, and the vibes are pretty light for external p-spot stim.

Get it and experiment... It's worth it, and you can't look at it without smiling.