In joy self pleasurizer review by Lady Calston

I decided to go out on a limb here and try the In Joy Self Pleasurizer because of its unique looking features and functions.

When it first arrived, I was very surprised at the size of this toy (seven inches--well, five and a half insertable) and couldn't wait to try it. I knew this toy is intended for vaginal use, but hey, they work equally well (usually) for anal play also. [Editor's Note: Not all toys designed for vaginal use translate well to anal play.] 

The first thing I did was feel the material, which is quite rubbery  and made from TrueSkin. If you intend on buying this toy, I recommend you add the four C batteries since they are a little hard to find laying around.

The toy comes with straps; unfortunately, I could not figure out how to correctly put them on. Too many loops! They should have created a better design like that of the Rotating Venus Penis (which I happen to own, and it works wonders for anal play) Luckily, they are removable.

The controller is not only bulky and tall, but it is also heavier than the toy itself, longer, and not removable. For something so heavy, they should have made it the plug-in design.

The vibrations are strong but not in the shaft because it seems to have been designed to stimulate the clit (which is why it is nubbed as well).

The thrusting motion seems to also have some flaws. I think this is a malfunction that happened when shipped, but it appears that whenever I turn the knob for the up/down motion, nothing occurs. I finally figured that either: A. The batteries I have are older than I thought; B. Something happened to the motor during shipment; or C. It works on some kind of pressure switch.

My solution was to jump start the thrusting action by turning on the dial and taping/banging the base of the dildo. It seems to work the best when you push down and have the base of the shaft area make contact with a hard surface. This seems to make it work until the dial is turned back down.

The vibrations are very quiet for the intensity but are not in the shaft. Instead, what makes this toy noisy is the thrusting, which makes a clicking sound with a very loud turning motor inside.

The most disappointing feature is the lack of  displacement, which is about one quarter to one half in (yes, I measured it). Only the top third moves, which is where you can feel and see the indent to a separate part that stays constant and is not thrusted.

The concept of this toy is wonderful, but the implementation of it fails, preventing it from a higher rating than three out of five.