Tear my clit off baby! - Part 1

Dear Hitachi Magic Wand, I am so sorry and I still love you from the bottom of my heart, but I hope that you don't feel sad that you have got some company I love as much as I cherish you!

The My Mini-Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit is SO EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEYOND BELIEF that it has become my most favorite toy coupled up with its purple sibling, the Electro Power Kit! They are SO PERFECT!!! SO UNBELIEVABLE!!! I LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM!!!
Published:
Pros:
POWERFUL, Easy to use, Versatile, Electric, Small, Attachments
Cons:
LOUD, Limited time of use, Material can get ruined
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

WOW!!! Would you believe me if I said that this massager is more powerful than the Hitachi?

Well, I haven't compared them in use yet, but so far what I noticed is that with this little thing I am so content with the mighty force that I don't even feel the need for more like with the Hitachi sometimes! Yes, you can tell, I am not writing about body massage purposes now. I got my paws on this little thing and its purple sibling when they were on the 70% promotion, like oh yeah, they will probably be okay - but oh holy cows, that the gods have smiled at me again and blessed me with two little pleasure toys that give waaaaaaaaaaaay-way more than you would expect from them!

The Mini Miracle Massagers aren't only designed to be used on your body for a relaxing muscle rub, because the precious designers of them added a little knob to the head, which offers WONDERFUL clitoral and internal pleasures! The beautiful pink little sister has another body part of its own too, a pretty realistic looking delicious tongue reminds you of the strongest muscle in the human body, after the heart. And the best part of it? Both interchangeable attachments lead the unbelievable vrooms soooooooooooo enchantingly that you will be surprised and ask yourself why you didn't grab this kit much-much sooner!

Power queens, rejoice! The Hitachi has found two little sisters to accompany it, and whether you are new to toys and want to try how a real power-horse is like, or a craving advanced toy lover who can never get enough, the My Mini-Miracle Massager won't leave you without full satisfaction!

Put this pink little thing to work for your personal pleasure, or share the delight with your precious one; both of you will find lots of fun in using it, and you won't have to yowl about those awful, weak cheap vibes anymore! And I didn't even mention that it is a more than perfect little carrier of the force to use in the lovely times of mating, as the tiny size lets you place it on the right spot while you are coupling away happily with your darlin mate! For the price you would be a fool not to grab one quick!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The massager and the little knob attachment are made of PVC with the rating of level 2 in safety, and the tongue attachment is made of porous TPE with the better, level 6 rate.

I don't remember having a first sniff at any of them to tell the truth, but doing so now I have surprising news. They do have a scent. And what kind of scent? Something I probably have never smelled on any toys before. They very much smell like the sea, with all the water plants drifted onto the beach, and the clams and the fish, the coastal wind and salty water! It isn't such a light scent now, after quite a few uses, and I wonder a lot if it is because something has happened with the materials after the several uses or if they always smelled like that. I also wonder if it happened because I used the massager sometimes a little longer maybe than one should, though I am not sure... But having a sniff at the purple sister's attachments which I tried only once for a few moments, I can surely tell that the smell isn't because of any burns, so you will feel the smell scent out of the box I am sure.

Nothing in the kit has any special taste, and everything is wonderfully smooth, except the beautifully shaped tongue attachment what has a slight bumpiness to it, giving an even more realistic sensation! This must be good news for people who love smooth and realistic toys, and for those too who are just beginners in this department, and are afraid to use more intense texture! Both of the attachments are a real delight!
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The total length of the massager itself is 7 3/4 inches, the short knob attachment's is 1 1/2 inches, and the tongue has a 3 1/2 inches length. The diameter of the massager ranges from 3/4-1 1/2 inches, the little knob attachment's is from 3/4-1 inch, and the tongue's is from 1/2-1 1/2 inches wide and a few millimeters to 1 inch of thickness.

The massager is hard and its neck is very flexible, the little knob is also hard and a wee bit flexible at the bottom to put it on easy, and the tongue is the most flexible, but still sturdy enough. It is really problem-free to put any of the two attachments on, and I found extreme pleasures in both of them! Everything is mighty small and compact, so you won't have to mess around with some bulky beast.

Because of the comfortable size and arrangement it shouldn't be a problem to store it anywhere. If you can find a long enough pouch you can use it to keep your massager, attachments and the wall outlet in. Put it into a drawer or between two pillows, and even if you get busted with it in your hands you can just say that it is a body massager! Because it is!

Traveling is as easy with this pink little kit too, just toss it into a pouch and have it land in your suitcase between your clothes! It could even fit into a right sized purse!
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

You plug it in. First the toy gets ehem, "penetrated" with the jack plug, then the other end of the long enough wire goes into the electricity. Then you pick which attachment you want to use. Then you turn it on with the sliding button control towards the bottom of the massager, facing you with the chosen attachment. Bottom position is OFF, middle position is low (LO), top position is high (HI). It wasn't that hard, was it? Enjoy it!

I am all over this little vibe, I LOVE IT, IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POWERFUL, IT JUST GOBBLES YOUR CLIT UP, and you can't only use it on your sweetest spot, it can slide into your flesh a little bit too!
That's something I can't tell how much I appreciate, because mostly I meet rechargeable and power corded vibes which aren't so strong when it comes to internal use, and though it isn't as long and not wide at all, it is plenty to tease you into the most delicious frenzy! Oh and if you knew what a fun it is to use both massagers, one on your spot, and one inside you...! WOO-HOO!!!

On the low setting it has plenty of power already, and on high it will fulfill your hungriest desires! The two only things I don't like though are that the entire vibe vrooms all over, and it numbs your hands and fingers in no-time! The other part is that, like (I guess) every other electric massager, you can't run it forever. I don't remember finding any papers in the package but maybe there was a manual, all in all, don't run it for more than 20 minutes! Also keep it in mind that no electric toy is waterproof, so you should NEVER use it near water or any other moisture, and be VERY careful with the lubes too!

And one part what will drive some of you nuts maybe...
IT IS SO NOISY THAT MY MASTER COULD HEAR IT THROUGH TWO SHUT DOORS!!! Definitely not a toy you wanna use with the improper company, so you will have to find your personal private times for some mind-blowing vroomy electric pleasures!
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The PVC covered head of the My Mini-Miracle Massager and the knob attachment are easy to clean with warm water and antibacterial soap or any toy cleaners. The TPE tongue attachment is porous though, so you want to take a very good care of it by keeping it clean the same mild way, and by not sharing it with anyone else but your precious mate! I can hardly imagine using any condoms over the attachments, so if you want another person to enjoy the same pleasures then just rather obtain another one of this pink loveliness, so (s)he won't have to miss out on the same delights. Same goes for anal use, if you can manage some covering for them anyway then you will have no worries, but otherwise I wouldn't suggest rear use because of the porosity!

The attachments won't mind you to use both water- and silicone-based lubricants on them, but always be VERY careful because moisture can cause electric shock! Never leave it plugged in, and always pay enough attention to keep your precious toy dry and safe! A proper pouch must be enough for the purpose, because the small size of the kit will let you store it anywhere with a little space!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The My Mini-Miracle Massager comes in a typical California Exotic Novelties packaging: the half-transparent plastic box has pink texts all over to show you all the info about your new fine-fine vibe, and though in the front you can see pretty well what is laying inside, there is a picture of the parts on the back too. No naked mamas anywhere, nothing to weird you out.

There are two things what show that this toy is designed for pleasure purposes too. The first one is in the name, "My Mini-Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit". The second one is that it has the tongue shaped attachment. Though if someone doesn't have a close look at the box nobody will know that you have just received a set of pleasure toys, so I assume you can make a note to the gifted person not to show it to anyone really when (s)he receives this lovely kit.

For storage it is fine, yep, as all the parts are nicely arranged inside - but I would rather keep them in a good enough pouch, taking up less than half the space. Remember, it must be stored dry and safe at all times!
    • Good for storage
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

HELL I LOVE IT!!! AND I LOVE ITS PURPLE SIBLING EVEN MORE!!!

You can use it in various ways: as a body massager, as a clitoral vibe, and as an internal vibe too.
The head is very small, I have never used only the surface of it to tell the truth, but I am sure it makes a lovely muscle relaxer! The beautiful tongue got tried out once or twice, and though it leads the vrooms wonderfully too, I rather stayed with the little knob, giving even more direct stimulation, not to mention that I found it to be much more comfortable to use internally than the sharply shaped pink licker which I didn't find pleasant at all. Both are still excellent for pinpoint arousal, though for more pressure you better use the knob attachment! The tongue is rather for clitoral use only as I noticed, and it goes along wonderfully with the vrooms of the massager! Does it flicker? I have no idea! I don't like flickering rabbits at all because I go for full contact as much as possible, and for that the knob seems to be much better. But the tongue is definitely better than other rabbit ears I have encountered, I guess because of the stiffer material.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Sensory play

Experience

If you ask me I must say: the My Mini-Miracle Massager Electro Power Kit is a little bit more powerful!

Of course I got them together, and I couldn't wait to try them, one on my spot with its knob, and the other inside my flesh with its knob!

It was pretty funny to hold them both, and I had to find the right angle, not to mention that they were both vrooming my hands off! I was also blessed with double the ear-tormenting noise, and every time I got to use them by myself in more privacy my Master could hear them through two shut doors! But in return for dealing so patiently with the discomforts it gives such unbelievable pleasures...!!! OH MY GOD...!!! Both massagers are so strong sometimes that I have to stop for a moment, lower the speed or just give a little rest for my spot while having the other knob inside.

I also tried to use one of them only, by having the knob inside me and enjoy the vrooms on the rest of the toy somehow, and even the shaft is extremely powerful, but it just couldn't give the same pleasure somehow... The flexible head makes it a little bit hard too to manage a fine enough thrusting, but the vrooms inside the gate of your flesh still tantalize you into the most heavenly bliss!

I have noticed one more thing now, having a look at the pink kit again. The little knob got wounded a bit, poor-poor lil one... I guess I use them so roughly that it couldn't handle all my enthusiasm, so I suggest you try to be careful, to keep all the parts of your lovely little kit in the very best possible shape!

That's it pretty much, and I could just rave on and on - I must admit that I haven't taken the Hitachi out ever since I received these two massagers, and though I love the Magic Wand from the bottom of my heart too, but until obtaining a nice attachment for it I will just stay with the My Mini-Massager kits! They are so much beyond everything I have ever tried in my whooole life that they are the ULTIMATE POWER TOYS for me anymore, and it will stay the same until I find an even more powerful vibe! If I ever find any...!
    • Discreet look/design
    • Not enough variety
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Just like the purple Electro Power Kit, this pink most precious pleasure vroomer is resting in my "most important chest" with Wolves on it, on my desk: to be closest to me all the time, hanging out in there idle for a while only because I've been too busy with my always coming new toys to use it lately!

Just like the purple sibling, it is beyond words what a power it is capable of, and because of that no vibe exists out there what could ever be stronger!

Snuggled up with the purple kit, they are the MOST POWERFUL, "BESTEST" VIBES I have ever seen, and will always remain my most cherished vroomers of delight! Hell yes they are the most amazing!!!
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