Symphony G-harmony by Evolved Novelties

All Evolved products come packaged in a really cool tin case which makes any Evolved toy a must have in itself. Sadly, the case is pretty big and by no means discreet, so it's best to find alternate storage if you live with prying eyes. One day though, I will happily store the toy in its proper case!

When I first handled the G-harmony, I really enjoyed its squishy TPR and waved texture. (This toy is really fun to squeeze.) The cap on the end is of a velvety plastic, and so this toy is safe to use with both silicone and water-based lubricants. This deserves even a further "Hurrah!" because this toy is waterproof! It performs well in the shower and although I haven't bathed with it personally, I wouldn't be afraid to try.

No matter how much I love its texture, the vibrations were a disappointment. It has three speeds of standard vibration that are controlled by a push button, and even its highest is closer to medium on other vibes. Its flexibility disallows this toy from being a great clitoral vibrator, unless you want to use two hands. Internally, I don't really believe the vibrations account for much at all. On the up side, at least this toy is the quietest internal vibrator I've encountered yet! That is, except when the mechanics are pressed around the TPR at times and it creates a louder and deeper rumble.

As a g-spot stimulator, this toy is only half way there. Even though the material allows it to be generously floppy and flexible, it can still hit the spot. Sometimes it feels absolutely amazing, until the toy is accidentally rotated and then guesswork needs to be done to put it back in place; or it needs to be pulled out entirely. This toy would definitely benefit from an indicator symbol near its cap. Instead, I feel like calling this an internal, deep tissue massager. Because of its diameter (1 3/8") and circumference (4 3/4"), it does a better job at a firm, but gentle tissue massage than focusing on g-spot stimulation. If one has the patience to use it in that way, it probably will bring some awesome orgasms.

I thoroughly dislike the battery pack. I never leave my batteries in my toys (nobody should!) and these are very hard to remove. The batteries sit in a case of sorts, which is pulled out of the toy. It removes easily when empty, but with batteries it's a very tight fit. There is nothing to hold on to when removing this case, except for the metal prongs at the bottom of it which are meant to connect and deliver electricity to the toy. Obviously holding onto them is not a good idea, but I'm left with no other option unless I go grab a butter knife! I'm definitely afraid that I'll break it eventually.

To clean the G-harmony, use soap and water or toy cleaner. There are no worries with cleaning it under running water. For best results, air dry or use a paper towel because it is a bit of a lint magnet. If sharing with a partner, be sure to use condoms.

All in all the G-harmony is a neat toy, but it doesn't do it for me. The texture is awesome, but the cons such as girth, flexibility, and the terrible battery pack, disallow this from being a wonderful g-spot toy. Women who prefer a more filled feeling combined with light g-spot stimulation might enjoy this toy more.

I was actually surprised with how quickly I came with this. A good amount of lubricant makes it great for thrusting, and its size stimulates the opening of the vagina well. However, the head doesn't always hit the g-spot and my orgasm was quite a dud and left me wanting more.