Wonder bullet extra long 7-function by Doc Johnson - review by Lunacy Setting in

The seven functions bullet is my first bullet toy, and while it doesn't deserve to be ranked with the seven wonders of the world I still found it worthwhile.

It gets its name from having seven different speed functions to it- even though there are only six different speeds, one of them is repeated at the end. The first three are light, medium, and strong steady vibrations, the next three are slow, mid-speed and fast escalating pulses, and the last one is just the third function all over again (strong, steady pulse).

But I'm not complaining, I actually liked that function of it because I could change the function and increase the speed as I got closer to climax, and then when I was almost there I just stuck with the last function- the strong steady vibrations.

When I first used the toy I popped the batteries in and was floored by how quiet it was when I turned it on. Then I realized I actually hadn't plugged in the bullet extension- what a bonehead. It was a bit louder than I expected, especially at the higher speeds/pulses so make sure your roommate is gonna be out for a while before you start playing with it.

Unless you're having sex with your roommate, in which case let them in on the action because I think this would work well in partner play. Which brings me to my next point-versatility.

Although the Seven Wonders vibe is not extraordinary it sure is useful. I think everyone from beginners to gurus would find something to enjoy with this toy. It would also be nice to use in a variety of situations. I could see it being used in masturbation, partner play (good for teasing during foreplay or as an addition to oral sex)and even anal fun since the bullet extension is rather long.

But please think twice before shoving it all the way in there. Even though it's long and there's a rather long cord attached to it- there is no flared base so it might get, er, sucked in a little too easily.

Basic things- It's not waterproof so keep it out of the tub or pool, it takes 3 AAA batteries and a basic soap & warm water cleaning before & after use should do the trick.

For its price I'd say the Seven Wonders vibe is well worth your time. Its noise level surprised me a little bit and actually kinda bugged me for some reason, so I'm going to give it four stars rather than five. But don't let that stop you.

While the Seven Wonders Bullet produces nice vibrations, for some reason the noise just grated on me way too much. It reminded me of how a drill at the dentist's office sounds, and if that ain't a mood killer then I dunno what is.