Wonder bullet extra long 7-function by Doc Johnson - review by mouse

Gets the job done, but that's about it

For someone looking for a cheap, versatile toy that they won't put though much of a beating, this is okay. I personally wouldn't buy it again and am looking forward to getting something else.
Multiple settings, Cheap
Repeat setting, Crack/seam in bullet, Easily bumped buttons
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I originally bought this item to use anally during vaginal sex. It ended up being perfect for this with its unique, longer bullet shape. However, when I lost my clitoral vibrator, this little guy became my standby, for which it was just OK. I found it too narrow to be fulfilling for vaginal use. It must be noted that this toy is NOT waterproof. Also, the buttons are not travel-friendly at ALL... I once forgot to take the batteries out and a slight bump to my bag sent this thing vibrating right in front of my parents. Ahh!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This toy is hard plastic, which translates vibrations nicely. Its smooth texture is good for beginners. One of the worst parts of the design is a ridge around the middle of the bullet where the two halves meet. This isn't completely flush and is impossible to keep clean.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

As mentioned above, the size is good for anal but not for vaginal. The long shape is really unique but the vibrations can't even be felt throughout the entire bullet, so it's a bit ridiculous. The cord is weak and I've already rendered it inoperable by yanking on it too much, as it has disconnected on the bullet end. There's a bright red LED on the remote end of the toy, which I hate. It's always shining in my eyes while I'm using it and this makes it obvious in the dark -- bad for a roommate situation. I usually cover it up with my thumb or something but that's just extra distraction. As stated before, the crack in the bullet is awful and can't be cleaned. Mine is discolored there from use.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Supposedly, there are 7 vibration patterns:
Low buzz
Medium buzz
High buzz
Escalating buzz/pulse cycle
Slower pule
Fast pulse
...and then another buzz setting that feels exactly the same as #3.

When I use this toy, I usually skip 1, stay at 2 until I'm getting pretty worked up, then finish off in 3. I've used the pulses a few times but mostly they don't work so great for me. The escalating cycle is great if you feel like edging/teasing yourself. I sometimes use that last setting if I'm in the pulses and don't want to cycle all the way through to 3 again. Seems unnecessary though.
The control is a flat, rocker-type button that is way too easy to bump. I have accidentally turned this on or off so many times.
    • Long lasting power
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Taking out the batteries for storage is a must, unless you want it turning on when bumped. Cleaning is impossible with that little crack in the bullet and because it's not waterproof. Now that I've messed mine up, I need to say that it's important to be careful. Don't be pulling the bullet out by the cord! This weakens the connection and one day when you're halfway to orgasm, it will stop working. Like mine did last night. Ugh.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

Lavender is a horrid color. Why are so many sex toys lavender?!
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  • Linga
    Good review, Shame it's not better made
  • Miss Anonymous
    Good Review, Thanks for posting.
    I agree, to bed it's so cheap
  • VioletMoonstone
    Thanks for the review!
  • ShadowKitten
    thanks for the review ^^
  • pinkzombie
    Thank u!
  • GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • klyte
    Thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review.
  • Ms. Summer
    thanks for the review
  • TransMarc
    You get what you pay for, I guess.Thanks for reviewing.
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  • hawaiian chick
    Great review thanks for sharing!
  • Amber Sweet
    Thanks a million!
  • pestilence
    thanks for the honest review, and the warning about the batteries.
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