Wonder bullet extra long 7-function by Doc Johnson - review by Lunacy Setting in

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Worthwhile Wonders

Seeing the actual Seven Wonders of the world might be a more memorable life experience, but that doesn't mean this toy isn't worth your time.
Nice vibrations, it's a fun toy for teasing yourself/partner
Definitely noisier than I thought it would be.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The seven functions bullet is my first bullet toy, and while it doesn't deserve to be ranked with the seven wonders of the world I still found it worthwhile.

It gets its name from having seven different speed functions to it- even though there are only six different speeds, one of them is repeated at the end. The first three are light, medium, and strong steady vibrations, the next three are slow, mid-speed and fast escalating pulses, and the last one is just the third function all over again (strong, steady pulse).

But I'm not complaining, I actually liked that function of it because I could change the function and increase the speed as I got closer to climax, and then when I was almost there I just stuck with the last function- the strong steady vibrations.

When I first used the toy I popped the batteries in and was floored by how quiet it was when I turned it on. Then I realized I actually hadn't plugged in the bullet extension- what a bonehead. It was a bit louder than I expected, especially at the higher speeds/pulses so make sure your roommate is gonna be out for a while before you start playing with it.

Unless you're having sex with your roommate, in which case let them in on the action because I think this would work well in partner play. Which brings me to my next point-versatility.

Although the Seven Wonders vibe is not extraordinary it sure is useful. I think everyone from beginners to gurus would find something to enjoy with this toy. It would also be nice to use in a variety of situations. I could see it being used in masturbation, partner play (good for teasing during foreplay or as an addition to oral sex)and even anal fun since the bullet extension is rather long.

But please think twice before shoving it all the way in there. Even though it's long and there's a rather long cord attached to it- there is no flared base so it might get, er, sucked in a little too easily.

Basic things- It's not waterproof so keep it out of the tub or pool, it takes 3 AAA batteries and a basic soap & warm water cleaning before & after use should do the trick.

For its price I'd say the Seven Wonders vibe is well worth your time. Its noise level surprised me a little bit and actually kinda bugged me for some reason, so I'm going to give it four stars rather than five. But don't let that stop you.
Follow-up commentary
While the Seven Wonders Bullet produces nice vibrations, for some reason the noise just grated on me way too much. It reminded me of how a drill at the dentist's office sounds, and if that ain't a mood killer then I dunno what is.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Wonder bullet extra long 7-function tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
    • Oral
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I would only use this externally for anal.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thank u!
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    good review, thanks
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  • TigerLily9
    thanks bunches for the review!
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