The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?
Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.
Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:
- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.
- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.
- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.
- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.
Ok, got it?
Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?
We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?
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