#AprilFools - Freshen Those Cock and Balls

Beck Beck
Summary: Cock cologne is a spray to re-freshen those who aren't the freshest down there before you give your oral exam. It only comes in a 2 oz bottle that only sprays a fine mist. Luckily the pump comes off for easy pouring. This spray tastes and smell is much better than going down blindly.

Pros: Effective and appealing bottle!

Cons: Spray pump and only 2 oz.

Product:


Use:
As many cock lover's know, their owners sometimes have hygiene issues. That is why I am happy to tell you about this exciting product called cock cologne. This is the perfect item to spray on the skanky balls to wash away that sweaty ball smell. With just a few sprays their junk will be smelling brand new. Sure after you use it the cock and balls will taste like hair detangular, but that is better then that 3 day old odor.

Consistency:
It comes in a spray bottle, but that damn pump only sprays out a fine mist, so I take off the pump top and just dump the bottle on there. You can never have too much cock fresher! The cock cologne is virtually water in a bottle that does tend to leave the cock somewhat sticky, but I never thought to rinse the spray off.

Taste/Smell:
I really don't care what it smells or taste like as long as it helps mask that smell. Luckily, it ended up smelling like Aloe Vera. It does end up tasting like hair detangular, but that is better than the previous option.

Performance
Well I passed my oral exam because he finished before I did. The spray was effective in masking them skanky balls, but it needed to rinsed off. (Silly me!) I can see this spray coming in handy for a long time, but I will need to purchase more, since that pump only says a fine mist and there is only 2oz.

Reminder:
Those with allergies to an ingredient will want to stay away from this spray. Since this could result in blue balls that are on fire.

Ingredients: Purified Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf, Fragrance, PPG-26, Buteth-26, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate

***This is a gag review, please don't take offense to it.
03/19/2012
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herMaster herMaster
I thought this was an actual product at first. That would be weird, but you know someone probably makes it.
03/19/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by herMaster
I thought this was an actual product at first. That would be weird, but you know someone probably makes it.
It is an actual product- Cock Cologne
03/19/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Tastes like hair detangler. Ewwwww!
03/19/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
Tastes like hair detangler. Ewwwww!
It does too!
03/19/2012
Jul!a Jul!a
Ahahaha that's awesome!
03/19/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Ahahaha that's awesome!
Thank you!
03/19/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Hilarious! It's a real thing! Don't want any... stale cock and balls, do we?
03/22/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Hilarious! It's a real thing! Don't want any... stale cock and balls, do we?
Thank you! I am glad you like it. WE sure don't want any stale cock and balls.
03/22/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
Wouldn't it be better to sterilize them with a 10% bleach solution?
03/22/2012
Badass Badass
Lmfao.
"that damn pump only sprays out a fine mist, so I take off the pump top and just dump the bottle on there. You can never have too much cock fresher!"

I have never giggled harder at a review for as long as I have been on this site.
04/02/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
Lmfao.
"that damn pump only sprays out a fine mist, so I take off the pump top and just dump the bottle on there. You can never have too much cock fresher!"

I have never giggled harder at a review for as long as I have been on this site.
I am glad you liked it.
04/02/2012
js250 js250
Great one!!!! Loved it, you are too funny!
04/02/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
Hahahaha, seriously, hair detangler? OMG gross.
04/02/2012
Beck Beck
Thank you everyone. I am glad you enjoyed it. It really does taste like hair detangler. I actually own this product and reviewed it for EF. It was part of the Game on Sex toys kit.
04/02/2012
NurseKitty NurseKitty
Hilarious!!! Wish I had had time to do a April Fools review!
04/02/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by NurseKitty
Hilarious!!! Wish I had had time to do a April Fools review!
Thank you! It is too bad you did not.
04/02/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
04/02/2012
curious kitten curious kitten
WOW, another great April Fool's review. I know I am going to be laughing for days. TY
04/02/2012
Kate Kate
This had me laughing my ass off, I though yuck to hair detangler but I think I'd prefer that over funky junk lol. Great job beck, thanks for the giggle
04/02/2012
Beck Beck
Thanks! I am glad you found it funny
04/03/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
This is funny Beck. I've been laughing so hard reading these April Fools reviews.
04/03/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Hilarious review, thanks for taking the time to write it!
04/07/2012
Arch600 Arch600
Hilarious, Beck! Thanks for the laugh!

Perhaps suggest they package in 5 gallon buckets?
04/08/2012
vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
That is so funny! Definitely made me laugh
04/08/2012
Beck Beck
Thanks guys.
04/10/2012
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