Working in a library and judging people based on the things they check out. Working in a coffee shop or small store. Somewhere quiet, no strong smells, no bright lights!
Some sort of yoga teacher or holistic thing
Out of anything:
Doing the volunteer work I did for a period of time in a wildlife animal infirmary but actually get paid for it. Being a full-time sugar baby. Be a more powerful version of the POTUS and uproot everything and change all the things wrong with the country. Being some sort of sex educator or working in an upscale adult store (hmu Eden). Being the next Honey Boo Boo or Duck Dynasty whatever, having my own reality show and getting paid a lot to do dumb redneck stuff.
That's all that's coming to mind right now.