If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

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If you owned a CB radio what would your "handle" be?

Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I know this is a goofy discussion topic, but I'm in a goofy mood after thinking of all those funny epitaphs for surreptitious's discussion, Write yourself a novelty gravestone

When I was younger, growing up in the 70's there was a big fad about trucking & CB radios, plus the lingo that went with it. Now, with all the preppers, there is a resurgence of interest in CB radios.

SO, what would you use for your handle, (which is your moniker), when communicating with others?

BTW, thought you'd like to see a little of the slang when using the CB while driving:
City Kitty - City police
County Mounty - County Sheriff
Full Grown Smokey Bear - State Police
Taking Pictures - cop using radar gun
Seat Cover - hot girl in a car
Beaver - hot girl
10-4 - copy
10-50 - traffic accident
Comic Book - log book
Yard Stick - mile marker
The Circle - Indianapolis
The Gateway - St. Louis
Wrapper - unmarked law enforcement vehicle
Big Word Is Out - Scale sign says closed
Chicken Coupe - Scale House
The Windy - Chicago
Double Nickel - I-55
Meat Wagon - Ambulance
Turtle Racer - some one that takes a long time to pass
Rubber Neck - some one that slows down traffic to look at something
Lot Lizard - Hooker
The Hoosier - Indiana
Misery - Missouri
Lincoln Land - Illinois
Hotlanta - Atlanta
B - Town - Birmingham
The Choo Choo - chattanooga
The Buckeye - Ohio
Slow hio - Ohio
Gator - Tire Sheds
Zipper - line down the middle of the road
Hammer Lane - Fast Lane
Granny Lane - Slow Lane
Big Truck - Semi - Truck
Skateboard - Flat Bed Big Tuck
Bear Den - Police Station
Twenty - Location
10 - 20 - Location
4 - Wheeler - Passenger Car
Salt Shaker - State Truck
Pickle Park - Rest Area
Dead Head - pulling an empty trailor
Bobtail - big truck with no trailor
Brake Check - sudden stop
Sittin' In The Middle - cop sitting in the median
Chicken Lights - truck with numerous lights
Christmas Tree - truck with numerous lights
Big Road - interstate or four lane highway
With A Capture - cop with pulled over vehicle
Working Hard - lots of cops out
Evil Knievel - mortorcycle cop
05/03/2013
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HoneyBear69 HoneyBear69
Muffin Top
05/03/2013
sunflower sunflower
Butt Toucher
05/04/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
HA HA HA! Good ones! Anyone one else?
05/04/2013
Zombirella Zombirella
I'd have to use my username here as mine!
05/05/2013
TdotY TdotY
Mine would probably be my user name.

My mom and her brother used to use a CB radio when they were kids. Their handle names were Mr. Pibb and Wonder Woman.
05/05/2013
kdlt kdlt
Kadelette is probably a little too femme for CB, huh? Maybe like SpecialK or something punny.
05/05/2013
Hummingbird Hummingbird
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I know this is a goofy discussion topic, but I'm in a goofy mood after thinking of all those funny epitaphs for surreptitious's discussion, Write yourself a novelty gravestone

When I was younger, growing up in the 70's there was a ...
I remember those days very well, had one myself when we went camping with family, but it was my folks and older relatives that used them most. Yes that was the day long before cell phones were so common, actually long before cell phones.

Today, if I had one, my handle would be the same as my username/avatar here.
05/05/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
Don't have one, but we did back in the 70s.
05/05/2013
Mr. John Mr. John
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I know this is a goofy discussion topic, but I'm in a goofy mood after thinking of all those funny epitaphs for surreptitious's discussion, Write yourself a novelty gravestone

When I was younger, growing up in the 70's there was a ...
Great question, for which I'm still pondering an answer.

I thought maybe I could incorporate a handle using a big rig diesel truck manufacturer. That seemed to make perfect sense to me. However dear Wicked Wahine, after considering just three of those names, I realized that it might be better subject matter for one of your future discussions. So you ask, what are manufacturers I came up with so far? The answer is, PETERBILT, KENWORTH and MACK. Definitely male ego “driven” names.
05/05/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Mr. John
Great question, for which I'm still pondering an answer.

I thought maybe I could incorporate a handle using a big rig diesel truck manufacturer. That seemed to make perfect sense to me. However dear Wicked Wahine, after considering just ...
I appreciate the effort! I liked you reasoning & since it was such a macho man period in history, those names, or variants, were probably used. Let me know if you have an epiphany! I wonder if it will be punny?
05/05/2013
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Celtic Bitch
05/05/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Celtic Bitch
Nice, strong name, I really like it & laughed when I read it!

I think I'll be Hell on Wheels! Or Helen Wheels, ha ha.
05/05/2013
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