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I totally got that phone call last week. It was my mom, yelling through the phone, "WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DILDOS?!" I hope she's forgotten by now...
OMG, that is truly horrifying, yet a little funny since I am removed from it. However, I have no problem imagining how it would feel to be in that situation! You poor thing! What I am curious about is how the heck that phone call went after the opening salvo?! Of course, it's none of your mom's business and I question what she was doing that she found them.
I really am surprised she'd call you about it. I mean what the hell does she really expect you to say to her? "Mom, I have a deep need to thrust things into my body? I just can't get enough variety? There are so many holes and not enough time. Did you know the red one does..." You get my point, I am sure, LOL!
If she brings it up again, maybe you could try to calmly say you never intended for her to see those, it's your personal business and you would never grill her about her hers, so please extend you the same courtesy. If she presses you, simply say you refuse to discuss this with her and repeat that every time you are expected to reply. You could add that a parent needs to know when to butt out of an adult child's personal affairs.