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Clandestine Clandestine
Here's a bit of a silly question for anyone who wants to reply:
If you had to duel with another individual and the weapons were sex toys, which would you choose?
Points for creativity!

I think I would choose a Pure Plug 2.0 on a chain. Flail action!
11/16/2011
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Ryuson Ryuson
Quote:
Originally posted by Clandestine
Here's a bit of a silly question for anyone who wants to reply:
If you had to duel with another individual and the weapons were sex toys, which would you choose?
Points for creativity!

I think I would choose a Pure Plug 2.0 on a ...
The Eleven; "Thunk."
11/16/2011
toxie m toxie m
No question: The Raging Manhandler. IT IS ALREADY A SWORD. There is no way to lose.

It also comes in a non-raging style, but I think the extra veins of the rager will cause more damage, and fear.
11/16/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
I'll go with Cal Exotics Cherry Scented Vibro Dong link

Its 12" long and 2" wide and weighs 2 pounds.

It might not take out the Eleven but you'd have a hard time getting close to me without getting hit back.

Plus it has great balls at the bottom to grip it with.
11/17/2011
T&A1987 T&A1987
colt the prowler, which is a bully club.

link
11/17/2011
Antipova Antipova
I have always thought that the blue Yooo would make an excellent heat-seeking grenade.

You can't really have a whole duel at grenade-range, though, so when we'd switch to hand-to-hand combat I would probably choose... the Cowboy. Even though it might be unwieldy, it's the only thing long enough to get a strike in against txymxy and her Raging Manhandler before the raging damage and fear overcomes me.

But I will already have lobbed my Yooo at her base if she gets too close...


(I think what I mean to say, Clandestine, is "great question!")
11/17/2011
Rarity Rarity
For the intimidation factor, the Standing Fist. It's pretty self explanatory, no?
11/18/2011
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