The Size Legends Are Made Of

He is not for beginners, the timid or those who want quickies. The ridges along his shaft are great for external use for clitoral stimulation. His vibrations are powerful whether you use this internally or externally. The only reason he's rated four stars is because he has a safety factor of 2.

Just like Paul Bunyan and his ox, this guy's size and vibrations are what legends are made of.
Large & Filling
Dual Vibrators
Easy to Clean
Not for Beginners
Cherry scent may annoy
Safety level 2
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


We picked him for three reasons. The first reason was we wanted something larger than 1 1/2" in girth. We also wanted something longer than the insertable 6" we were using. However, the part I was looking forward to the most was the TWO bullets he was made with.

When he arrived, I called my husband at work and said, "Neither Paul Bunyan NOR his ox were this big." I contacted Eden and arranged to return him. Then my husband came home and we compared his head to our other toys and decided to go ahead and keep him and try him.

I understand that he is designed for vaginal play and, at 2" wide, he is a reasonable size for many women. I still need to stretch out to be able to use him internally. I can get his head inside, but that is all I can use right now. For internal use, he is best enjoyed when you have lots of time to play, preferably with a partner.

I love using him to stimulate my clitoris. He has a ridge along him that stimulates my clitoris and my lips because of the strong vibrations the bullets give off. It is also possible to sit on a chair and use him to stimulate the clitoris, and you can feel his balls against your rear.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Cherry scent
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Other reviewers complained about his cherry scent, however we did not find it overpowering. I expected to open the package and be overwhelmed by the smell but that did not happen. Can you smell him? Yes. Now that he's been with us a bit, we find that we barely notice his cherry scent.

I love his texture. Made of Crystalessence, he is soft and smooth and yet somewhat flexible. He is not as soft as jelly toys but softer than silicone and glass. He bends easily but does not hold the bend on his own.

His texture would be great for beginning users, but it is his size that keeps me from recommending it for them.

Due to the material he's made from, he has a safety level of 2. This means that you will need to use a condom for sharing him. He acts like a magnet and attracts dust and lint particles to him and needs to be stored in a bag.

I would like to add something else about him because I know so many people are concerned about the safety of materials in products. He reminds me of the times I cheat on my diet by having a Magnum double chocolate ice cream treat. For those who don't know, they're 350 calories of pure bliss to the chocolate lover. Wise choice for a woman on a diet? Of course not. But sometimes they're necessary for my sanity in stressful times. This guy's ride is so good for the woman who needs more girth and deep vibrations, that he is worth the extra cost of condoms to protect her on the ride. Sometimes, you can't always ride on the safe side.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

One of the reasons we picked "Paul Bunyan", as we've nicknamed him, is the fact that he had a bulb-shaped head like a normal penis. His head is 2" long and the top bullet vibrates not only his head but the top 2-3" of his shaft with strong deep vibrations. There is no buzz here, except for the way I feel when he's done.

The second bullet vibrates the rest of his shaft all the way down to his balls, which are about 2 1/2" in length. On his lower side, he has a ridge that runs the full length plus veins that go outward. The ridge and veins are really one of his best features as you can feel them vibrate no matter if he's used internally or externally.

The only way you could hide him is if you stuffed him under the pillows or hid him in a closet or dresser drawers. Personally, since he weighs in at 2 pounds, I think I'd keep him under the pillows so that I could hit any intruder over the head with him if need be.

I would not want to travel with him unless I was driving and he was in my luggage. However, I could see someone with a sense of humor putting him in their check-on if they wanted to shock someone. He certainly couldn't be mistaken for a gun.

Now for the design details. He is 12" long with 9" being insertable. His circumference is 6 1/2" with a 2" diameter.
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play advanced

Functions / Performance / Controls

He is a dual bullet vibrator, a multispeed guy, but he has no specific settings. Once you place his required 2 AA batteries in the compartment at the bottom, you turn his knob to turn him on and then go from a deep rumbly setting to even deeper and rumbly vibrations.

As stated before, the vibrations go up and down his whole shaft and head and can be felt both internally and externally. When we used him internally, even though I was only able to fit his head in (so far), my clitoris and my ass could feel his vibrations.

I love his vibrations from the moment you turn him on. He seems to go from deep and rumbly to even deeper and rumbly the more you move the dial.

We find his control easy to use because it is simply dialing to the setting you want. The battery compartment is very easy to open and, while other reviewers have had it open up on them during use, we have not had that problem.

Now you would think that a guy this large would shout to the world that he was having fun, but no, he is a true gentleman. He loves to hear you whimper and cry and because of this, he can barely be heard when under the sheets. His focus is on pleasing you and not declaring to the whole world that he has you.

He is not waterproof but I would consider him splashproof.
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

He really should be cleaned both before and after use but he is very easy to clean. He is non-porous and does well with soap and water. Do not boil him or bleach him.

He does like to gather dust and hair and fuzzies if he's not in use. I personally think it is because he's bored and has to find something to do. For this reason, I encourage you to store him in some sort of a toy bag or plastic storage bag, probably the gallon size.

He is not picky about the lubes you choose. He loves water, oil and silicone lubes and does equally well with any of them.
    • Easy to clean


He comes in a clear plastic package that advertises his smell and the fact that he has two bullets. If you were giving him as a gag gift, I would go ahead and wrap him as he comes packaged.

There was not any educational information given on his package.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Do you remember your honeymoon or the first time you spent lots of time with your lover? You probably spent days in bed and at the end of the time you ached but it felt "oh so good"?

Its been 32 years since my honeymoon, but he reminds me of that period of time in my life. After having him in me, I ached and yet wanted to try again later to fit more of him in. When he was removed, I felt empty and tired and drained and yet energized for more play.

In fact, after using him, for the first time ever, I dreamt about sex and had an orgasm while dreaming. I am convinced that it is because of his girth and strong vibrations.

To help me build up to being able to use him internally at a longer length, we have spent more money to buy a vibrator that is 1 3/4" wide so that eventually I can stretch out enough to fit him.

I am dying to be able to use all of him. I suspect it will be like riding a bucking bronco or bull. Not safe at all (due to his size) and possibly can't hold on for long - but the "thrill of the ride" would be worth it all and keep you coming back for more. Right now I might be only getting a few seconds of riding at a time, but oh what an experience.


Because of the size limitations at the moment, we mainly use him for a couple of minutes at a time internally, and externally for deep vibrations on my clitoris and lips. Sometimes we will add a bullet by my clitoris to try something different. However, he has enough deep vibrations on his own that he is enough to bring me to an orgasm.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is ok but it really is too big for regular use right now and I've gotten hooked on silicone toys.

We still have it and use it once in a while, but the more I use silicone, the more I prefer it.

If this was made in silicone, I'd be much happier.
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  • Contributor: wetone123
    Wonderful review hun! You have a talent for writing an informative review while still telling an entertaining story. I like that! Glad you are enjoying Paul Bunyan!
  • Contributor: Boobs and Lubes
    shame it's not too safe, can never be too careful with your vagina
  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    Nicely done! Can't wait to read more.
  • Contributor: ToyingCouple
    Awesome to hear that you're enjoying a second honeymoon! Great review.
  • Contributor: wrecklesswords
    You write such wonderful reviews! I'm so glad that you came to the community, you're a wonderful asset
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    Thank you everyone for your wonderful comments. I wish this guy was made of a safer material so I could give him five stars. I do recommend in the review that folks consider using a condom for him due to the material he's made out of.

    I thought about not recommending him at all because of the material he's made out of after I first saw him and thought about how big he was, etc. But then, after trying him a few times, I realized that would be like throwing the baby out with the bath water. This guy, with his two vibrators and his hefty girth really do give a great ride. Until I find something of safer material that does as much for me, I will be willing to continue buying condoms for the pleasure of using him.
  • Contributor: - Kira -
    Great review!! This one is a no go for me on size and material but the strength sounds to die for!
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    I am thinking about doing a video review for him because he is just that good.
  • Contributor: Tart
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: JessCee
    Hehehe, I do wish this were made of a safer material....I love your comparison to cheating on a diet though!!! I have never thought about it that way, but it's true!! Great review! I enjoyed reading it, cant wait to see the video!
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Rawr4483
    Great review! Thanks! ^.^
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