Cherry scented vibro-dong - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Samadhi

Good reviews so thought I'd give this a try (male here, for what it's worth). Was very disappointed.

First of all the material, in my opinion, is moronic for something this size. Was expecting something quite similar to jelly, but this stuff is extremely stiff; I'd say stiffer even than the PVC in Rambone. Its surface is totally slick, making it very difficult to apply the amount of lube needed to get this big boy in. There are some veins to it though, but again, for me it's to stiff to feel good. Testicles are one thing that nobody seems to be able to master with dildos, but dear God these things are horrific with material so stiff. There is very little bend at all to this guy. Also, the smell is terrible, stronger than anything I've bought so far, and I've had some big suckers like the Rambone and Kevin Dean. While its an overwhelming stench I suppose its fake cherry essence is slightly more appealing than the plain rubber type. The only plus side of this stuff is it cleans pretty easily, especially compared to other monsters this size which are pretty much all skin-like or jelly.

The material ruins the size aspect of this for me, but if you like 'em super stiff, you'll be pleased. Nice thick slightly curved shaft, and a behemoth of a head. It should be noted that on the underside along the length of the shaft it's not flat/rounded like most dildos, but is sort of angled outward, and while it's not going to draw blood by any means it does feel 'sharp' to me, not pleasant. I can't imagine this aspect would be any more pleasant for a vagina either.

The vibrations are pretty strong on this puppy. Nice to see a big boy like this that actually has two motors in it. The stiffness of this material I think helps to conduct the vibrations very well, from tip to base. No special functions here unfortunately; really would have had good potential here.

Material preference is subjective, but the ultimate killer for me on this is with the battery cap and vibration dial. The cap is ridiculously easy to simply screw a tiny bit too tight then pop right off. Happened at least once every time I used it. Not fun when you're buried to the hilt, hands covered in lube, attempting to put batteries back in place. The dial also is not very easy to turn on/off if your hands are at all slick (not a big enough dial/deep enough grit for a good grip).

Other than that, I will say it bothers me that this guy isn't waterproof. Non-waterproof vibrators seem pretty stupid to me, but trying to carefully wash something this big in your sink without soaking the battery housing is irritating. I suppose if I were using this for vaginal instead of anal I wouldn't be quite as paranoid about germs, but I really like to scrub things well and always end up with lube all over the battery housing and vibe dial.

Got this to use as a vibration-capable stepping stone to Kevin Dean's monster meat. Served its purpose, and after a half dozen uses where I was constantly cursing the batteries coming out (not to mention the difficulty properly lubing it), I was happily able to toss it in the trash.