Smurf Penis

Gary Gary
I just finished reading Cinnamon Chambers kick ass review on the Blue Ribbed Dildo by Doc Johnson. She commented on how it reminded her of a Smurf penis. I am pretty sure that I remember reading this comparison once or twice before in other blue dildo reviews. So here is my question to all of you…

When you see a blue dildo, is Smurf Penis the very first thing that comes to mind?

I am betting that for a lot of people the answer is going to be yes, which is pretty interesting considering we all grew up watching a hundred other cartoons that we do not immediately think of. The Cookie Monster is blue, Foofur, even some of the Care Bares I think. Not to mention that other colors do not really remind me of other characters, i.e. a green dildo does not make me think of Ninja Turtle penis or Battlecat from He-Man.

For me personally, everything in general reminds me of something pointless or stupid, so I am excited to find that other people are at least occasionally having the same thoughts.

On the other hand, could it all stem from a seed planted in the underlying messages of the Smurfs? I was 5 years old when the Smurfs came out, and I enjoyed watching the show for the almost 10 years that it was on the air. I had some of collectible glass cups from Hardees, and enjoying the Smurfberry crunch cereal. The Smurfs were not my all time favorite but I did enjoy it. I still watch cartoons as much as possible and I would still be watching the Smurfs if they were on, well maybe… it did start to go downhill after a while, which is I guess what led to it getting canceled. Either that or it got muscled out of town by the Snorks.

The show did pose a number of obvious questions and since for me, the show spanned a time in my life from before to after puberty, the perspectives on some of these questions changed, and some things were likely accepted early on and then never again challenged.

When I was old enough to think about sex, I remember thinking a great deal about how Smurfette, being the only female in Smurf village (or in the universe) could be in for a lot of action. Especially since she was never dating anyone, but was friendly with and loved by all. Then when I got a little older I realized that there could be plenty of sex happening without a Smurfette around. There is also the fact that if Smurfs do not reproduce sexually, and may not have or need any sexual organs whatsoever.

However, the one problem with this theory is that all of the Smurfs go nuts over Smurfette, whom they appear to have an attraction to which does then imply that our typical mammal reproduction cycle might be squeezed in there somewhere. Don’t forget that they’re magical creatures too… so if there were ever to be an unveiled truth, it could defy logic.

Smurfette wears a top. Since she was created by Gargamell, she could just have been his humanized view of what a female Smurf would be… if they existed, but what about Sassette? I cannot remember where she came from. I know the other Smurflings were made young or something … well I guess that’s kind of vague too. Was there a fountain of youth?

My final thoughts, in closing… I think that sexual tension / confusion is the glue that held this show together. I think that Smurfs have no genitalia, but if they did it would be blue. I would definitely “smurf” Smurfette - if there was a way to fix the size ratio - but I would wear a condom because who the hell knows. It is now my opinion that all sane people will associate a blue cock of any kind with the Smurfs.

(Did you know that the Smurfs first public appearance was on October 23, 1958 in the Belgium comic Johan et Pirlouit)
02/26/2009
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That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I have to agree that it is kinda smurfy blue. But I didn't look at the dildo before I read the article so I can't tell you if I thought it looked like a smuf thing, but now I'll probably relate blue dildos as smuf things

That is pretty big for a smurf though don't ya think I thought smurfs were small maybe they are giants but just look small on tv?
02/26/2009
Sammi Sammi
If it was a small, small blue dildo, I'd probably think Smurf penis. I don't know that I've ever thought of anything for blue toys, really. Now, green goes for Hulk and Orange for the Thing...
02/26/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
LOL The Hulk and Thing would probably rip a woman in 2.. At least that's what I think would happen if they were in their super hero form..

They could pound on them silly bc they are strong and probably have lots of endurance and would break new records.. its not easy to lift a school bus and jump a mile high and run across a desert..

Would be funny if they had all that endurance and suffered from PE.. But with super hearts they probably get raging boners.. ahaha
02/26/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Yeti, I do it with other 8o's characters too. I have a kick ass cartoon of a My Little Pony using a strap on and ball gag with another pony, as they mostly girls and do real freaky shit together. I mean The ponies and Smurfs were all either primarily gay or Asexual because there were limited numbers of the opposite sex.

Crystal clear ones could be from the Dozers buildings on Fraggle Rock.

A bright red strap on could also have been Reds for fucking Wimbly on the same show.

I would love to know what kind of freaky shit the Snorks used besides their heads.

I am sure He Mans cock looks like the Vinyl Vengeance one I reviewed today too.....
02/26/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I would never, ever think Smurf penis. LOL
02/26/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I see red toys and, gods save me, I think Elmo. I even sing in the Elmo voice. I cannot buy red toys anymore.
02/26/2009
Sammi Sammi
Red always makes me think of Hellboy. Elmo is an awful thought
02/26/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I just had a terrible thought-- green and purple toys = Barney?

The Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet is destroyed for me forever!
02/26/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I just had a terrible thought-- green and purple toys = Barney?

The Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet is destroyed for me forever!
See, I would think the Joker. LOL
02/26/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
See, I would think the Joker. LOL
I AM SAD NOW.

I was hoping to try the Xtreme Bullet... but now I can't for fear of nightmares!
02/26/2009
Dragon Dragon
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
See, I would think the Joker. LOL
LOL. I like bad boys...
02/26/2009
Gary Gary
Ha, the Hulk penis is great! My wife also has the Joker (Xtreme Pack G-spot).
02/26/2009
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
Yeti, I do it with other 8o's characters too. I have a kick ass cartoon of a My Little Pony using a strap on and ball gag with another pony, as they mostly girls and do real freaky shit together. I mean The ponies and Smurfs were all either ... More
He has the POWER??!!??
03/30/2009
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
This whole thread just makes me think of Watchmen. I don't know if any of you have seen it yet, but you'll know what I'm talking about. Random flashes of blue penis for three hours. Eek.
03/30/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
This whole thread just makes me think of Watchmen. I don't know if any of you have seen it yet, but you'll know what I'm talking about. Random flashes of blue penis for three hours. Eek.
I don't know about "Eek". For me, it was more of a "Oooh... :d"

How could that chick say no to a hot threesome with her hot blue boyfriend and his clone, is what I want to know. I'm eagerly waiting for someone to make a porn parody of Watchmen already.

Meanwhile, can you imagine if someone made a Rorshek-inkblot dildo? I would totally grab one! I'd want it in pure silicone though...
03/30/2009
Machina Machina
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
This whole thread just makes me think of Watchmen. I don't know if any of you have seen it yet, but you'll know what I'm talking about. Random flashes of blue penis for three hours. Eek.
That's exactly what I was thinking! Getting flashed by Dr. Manhattan's gigantic dong every five minutes made me want to go out and get a blue dildo!
03/30/2009
Machina Machina
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I don't know about "Eek". For me, it was more of a "Oooh... :d"

How could that chick say no to a hot threesome with her hot blue boyfriend and his clone, is what I want to know. I'm eagerly waiting for someone to ... More
You could name the porn parody "Crotchmen" (sorry that was cheesy)
03/30/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Machina
You could name the porn parody "Crotchmen" (sorry that was cheesy)
lol - that will probably be coming (or cumming) out soon...
03/30/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I have this mysterious urge to go buy a blue dildo... I wonder if they have any glow-in-the-dark ones, or light-ups? That would be so fun.

On the original topic, I only think "Smurf Penis!" if it's in smurf blue. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who over-analyzed the sex lives of the smurfs back in the day.
03/31/2009
orange_cutie orange_cutie
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Originally posted by Machina
You could name the porn parody "Crotchmen" (sorry that was cheesy)
I would totally watch that parody!
04/01/2009
butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I see red toys and, gods save me, I think Elmo. I even sing in the Elmo voice. I cannot buy red toys anymore.
hahah! (:
10/01/2010
Trashley Trashley
I didn't think of that at FIRST, but now that you mention it...
10/02/2010
lamira lamira
I never think about blue dildos being smurf penises, but I probably will now.
10/14/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well, now I think Avatar penis.
10/14/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Well, there's smurf porn all over the Internet, so maybe that's part of it. I mean, I've never looked for smurf porn, and I've encountered it accidentally multiple times, so clearly it's not hard to find.

Also, people might think of the collectibles, rather than the cartoon, when they see blue dildos, since the collectibles are a shiny pvc blue.
10/14/2010
LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Well, now I think Avatar penis.
hahaha avitar penis. What about blues clues penis?
11/07/2011
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I see red toys and, gods save me, I think Elmo. I even sing in the Elmo voice. I cannot buy red toys anymore.
Hilarious I like Elmo
02/21/2012
duff duff
lol
02/21/2012
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