What is the WORST toy you have ever used?

I had a cock ring with a little dolphin on top that I got from a random sex shop in my city. There was nothing wrong with the material (TPE). It smelled fine and it looked very cute, but the tip of the dolphins nose was kind of sharp and I couldn't seem to fix it. It stabbed a lot and I couldn't feel the vibrations unless we stayed very very still. I hated it, but the boyfriend loved it. I decided I could live with a little discomfort and let him keep using it because he liked it so much, but I cringed every time I saw him going for it.

I haven't tried many yet so my worst is really nothing. I'd say I'm quite lucky. :p

The Snuggle Puss. Gawd that thing was awful. The nubs scraped up the inside of my vagina and then it wanted to jab my clitoris. I hated it.

A pussy pump from Cal Exotics. It was supposed to suction to the vulva but it did no such thing. And the vibrations weren't very strong. Very disappointing.

every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...

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Yes. His name was Andy...

link Yeah never again. I really don't like nubs all that much. I've kept it to show others how hilarious is it.

I'd have to say this one: link
Just didn't work at all.

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Didn't do anything for me.

It's a toss-up between this, this, and this. They were all incredibly crap-tastic.

If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool photos. But they weren't usable.

My first vibrator scared me off from future toy purchases for YEARS! I don't even know what it was called (though if I could remember, I would trash it on here)... a yucky pthalate-filled "jelly" vibe that was insertable. In theory, anyway.

As a total n00b, I had no idea what to look for/look out for... So I ended up with this thing that smelled like those gummy-bait worms, which made my puss tackle-box fresh! Totally gross. I used a condom on it and the smell was still pretty awful. Also, the thing ATE batteries like there was no tomorrow, and the vibration sucked. I could hardly feel a thing, and the battery pack cap would fall off and the batteries would spill out.

I'm sure this is typical for firsts. I threw it away once I got a partner. Ha!

Sil-A-Gel dildo with harness set...I really, really do not like Sil-A-Gel. It makes me angry, I do not know why.

Other than that, honestly, everything that I've ever purchased or received has been top-notch, or at least decent and good. My little girl's liked everything we've gotten, so I do not know.

I don't have a specific toy that was the worst, just some pretty "eh" toys.. thank god. But I hate anything made of jelly! I have a bad reaction to it. hmm.. I did have one plastic toy that was pretty close to being the worst: Useless piece of plastic!

Omg the Dolphin Clit Teaser
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Worst toy in my collection... ugh..

I'd like to join in the groundswell of relief about rabbit vibes not working. Even Ina doesn't do it for me. And to make it worse, she numbs me inside so I can't use an otherwise reliable g-spot toy after I finally give up with her.

But I nominate the Moulin Rouge Ringed . I'm glad to see its been discontinued. Fewer people will be injured.