What is the WORST toy you have ever used?

Gary Gary
Not to put a negative spin on our positive community here... Everyone is always talking about great toys and new things you should try. So just to be fair, what is the WORST toy you have ever had an experience with?
03/03/2010
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NuMe NuMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Not to put a negative spin on our positive community here... Everyone is always talking about great toys and new things you should try. So just to be fair, what is the WORST toy you have ever had an experience with?
I would have to say these anal beads. link

There have been some that are less than stellar. But for the most part, I haven't had a lot of bad luck with toys.
03/03/2010
Alyjazz Alyjazz
I had a cock ring with a little dolphin on top that I got from a random sex shop in my city. There was nothing wrong with the material (TPE). It smelled fine and it looked very cute, but the tip of the dolphins nose was kind of sharp and I couldn't seem to fix it. It stabbed a lot and I couldn't feel the vibrations unless we stayed very very still. I hated it, but the boyfriend loved it. I decided I could live with a little discomfort and let him keep using it because he liked it so much, but I cringed every time I saw him going for it.

I haven't tried many yet so my worst is really nothing. I'd say I'm quite lucky. :p
03/03/2010
DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO DONOTSHOPHERETHEOWNERISPSYCHO
The Snuggle Puss. Gawd that thing was awful. The nubs scraped up the inside of my vagina and then it wanted to jab my clitoris. I hated it.
03/03/2010
gone77 gone77
A pussy pump from Cal Exotics. It was supposed to suction to the vulva but it did no such thing. And the vibrations weren't very strong. Very disappointing.
03/03/2010
TacoODoom TacoODoom
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
03/03/2010
Lara Lara
Right here.
03/03/2010
Red Red
Yes. His name was Andy...

03/03/2010
J's Alley J's Alley
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Originally posted by TacoODoom
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
OMG this one link It was gawd awful.
03/03/2010
TacoODoom TacoODoom
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Originally posted by J's Alley
OMG this one link It was gawd awful.
that thing doesn't even look like it would work
03/03/2010
Sundae Sundae
link Yeah never again. I really don't like nubs all that much. I've kept it to show others how hilarious is it.
03/03/2010
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
I'd have to say this one: link
Just didn't work at all.
03/03/2010
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
link
Didn't do anything for me.
03/03/2010
Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
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Originally posted by TacoODoom
every rabbit vibrator i've ever tried.. they just don't do it for me, and yet i keep buying the damn things...
Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
03/03/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I'd have to say this one: link
Just didn't work at all.
wasn't this what they took out of Neo in the first Matrix?

for me it was my first review...
03/03/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
The Kitty Play. Utterly useless.
03/04/2010
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
It's a toss-up between this, this, and this. They were all incredibly crap-tastic.

If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool photos. But they weren't usable.
03/04/2010
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
It's a toss-up between this, this, and this. They were all incredibly crap-tastic.

If I had to choose just one, though, it would be those damn stroker beads. They weren't a complete loss... they at least made for some funny, cool ... More
Ohh, I forgot about the stroker beads. Horrendous! Maybe my subconscious was trying to block it from my memory.
03/04/2010
Liz2 Liz2
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Originally posted by Angel deSanguine
Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
I am so enjoying this thread. For me, Rabbit vibes in general...they just don't work for me using the two functions together. Considering their popularity, I thought it was just my problem. I luv the concept, design, etc. but so disappointing to this girl.
I can also add most nipple clamps, they fall off too easily with movement. And whle I'm at it most anal beads and I enjoy anal stimulation with plugs and dils.
03/04/2010
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
Ohh, I forgot about the stroker beads. Horrendous! Maybe my subconscious was trying to block it from my memory.
Sorry I brought back traumatic memories, hahah. Maybe I should have left those to languish in the collective subconscious, never to see the light of day again!
03/04/2010
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Liz2
I am so enjoying this thread. For me, Rabbit vibes in general...they just don't work for me using the two functions together. Considering their popularity, I thought it was just my problem. I luv the concept, design, etc. but so disappointing to ... More
I am actually a little pleased to see that so many women have a hard time getting rabbit vibes to work. I have not been able to get one that worked for my partner and I just didn't know what the problem was. It's good to know that others are having the same issues.
Also, nipple clamps are another toy that I have not had very good experiences with.
03/04/2010
leopardprint leopardprint
My first vibrator scared me off from future toy purchases for YEARS! I don't even know what it was called (though if I could remember, I would trash it on here)... a yucky pthalate-filled "jelly" vibe that was insertable. In theory, anyway.

As a total n00b, I had no idea what to look for/look out for... So I ended up with this thing that smelled like those gummy-bait worms, which made my puss tackle-box fresh! Totally gross. I used a condom on it and the smell was still pretty awful. Also, the thing ATE batteries like there was no tomorrow, and the vibration sucked. I could hardly feel a thing, and the battery pack cap would fall off and the batteries would spill out.

I'm sure this is typical for firsts. I threw it away once I got a partner. Ha!
03/04/2010
CockGawker CockGawker
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Originally posted by Angel deSanguine
Seconded, except I don't keep buying them. I WANT them to work but I am just NOT built right for them or something...
I'm beginning to feel like this too!
03/04/2010
Sir Sir
Sil-A-Gel dildo with harness set...I really, really do not like Sil-A-Gel. It makes me angry, I do not know why.

Other than that, honestly, everything that I've ever purchased or received has been top-notch, or at least decent and good. My little girl's liked everything we've gotten, so I do not know.
03/04/2010
Gary Gary
I am gonna have to go with The Gorilla.
03/04/2010
Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
I don't have a specific toy that was the worst, just some pretty "eh" toys.. thank god. But I hate anything made of jelly! I have a bad reaction to it. hmm.. I did have one plastic toy that was pretty close to being the worst: Useless piece of plastic!
03/05/2010
Liz2 Liz2
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I am actually a little pleased to see that so many women have a hard time getting rabbit vibes to work. I have not been able to get one that worked for my partner and I just didn't know what the problem was. It's good to know that others are ... More
Thanks for your comment, I seriously thought at one time it was just me.
03/05/2010
Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Gary
I am gonna have to go with The Gorilla.
HAHA!! I love that post, that's hilarious.
03/05/2010
RosesThorns RosesThorns
Omg the Dolphin Clit Teaser
link

Worst toy in my collection... ugh..
03/05/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
I'd like to join in the groundswell of relief about rabbit vibes not working. Even Ina doesn't do it for me. And to make it worse, she numbs me inside so I can't use an otherwise reliable g-spot toy after I finally give up with her.

But I nominate the Moulin Rouge Ringed . I'm glad to see its been discontinued. Fewer people will be injured.
03/06/2010
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