I *MAY* have been too hasty over the Hitachi...

Shadowfall Shadowfall
*Didn't know where else to put this, so here it goes...seems oddly appropriate...*

One of the first reviews I wrote was about the infamous Hitachi magic wand from the perspective of a guy using it for himself. Personally, I've had only one success to date but was pretty close today when the bloody thing overpowered me.

There I am, laying in bed, trying to relax and enjoy the sensations on LOW, and then suddenly my whole apartment starts shaking! I'm thinking, no, it's my imagination - it's just my bed shaking. Then I hear things falling off the shelves, I get up and see my apartment really IS shaking!

Being a sensible person, I turn the Hitachi off at this point, and after a few more rattling minutes the building returns to normal. Unfortunately, the groove is gone now, and I'm left mildly terrified of the wand...

So, if you are a Hitachi wand owner, please, PLEASE, be careful and responsible when using it in a 1950's or older apartment building.

(Don't get it? Check the news for Washington DC for August 23, 2011.)

And yes, I really did think at first that it was the Hitachi, a la Tesla's supposed earthquake generator. I spent a good 10 minutes trying to find confirmation from someone online or Twitter.
08/23/2011
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married with children married with children
damn those japanese and their sex toys.
08/23/2011
Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
Ahahahaha! I felt the earthquake today, too.
08/23/2011
Paladin Fantasys Paladin Fantasys
Caused the earth to move but lost the moment, how unfortunate. Just ordered a Hitachi for my wife today, but I can't deny being ready to take it on a test run myself.
08/23/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
Ahahahaha! I felt the earthquake today, too.
Wow, that's one powerful Hitachi!
08/23/2011
thebest thebest
lol
08/24/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Wow...I knew it was powerful, but DAMN!

I'll talk to the product guy about adding "May cause tectonic activity" to the product page.
08/25/2011
indiglo indiglo
LOL Too funny! That's a great story.
08/25/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
LOL...are you sure you didn't cause the earthquake?
08/25/2011
caligaliber caligaliber
Hahahaha so you're the cause!?!
08/25/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Man, people downtown just a few miles away felt the earthquake, and I didn't feel a thing! I gotta get me one o' them wands - I think I just need to be a bit closer to the central cause of the quake...
08/29/2011
Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
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Originally posted by Shadowfall
*Didn't know where else to put this, so here it goes...seems oddly appropriate...*

One of the first reviews I wrote was about the infamous Hitachi magic wand from the perspective of a guy using it for himself. Personally, I've had ... More
Well played, Sir...well PLAYED!!
08/31/2011
Woman China Woman China
LOL!!! I just saw this!!! Brilliant!!!
02/22/2012
Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
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Originally posted by Shadowfall
*Didn't know where else to put this, so here it goes...seems oddly appropriate...*

One of the first reviews I wrote was about the infamous Hitachi magic wand from the perspective of a guy using it for himself. Personally, I've had ... More
Made my night!
07/21/2012
Experiment Experiment
Well, that just makes me want to buy it more. They should use your story in their marketing campaign. "Hitachi: it'll make you're earth shake...literally"
07/28/2012
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