Remote vibe which is not loud!

I will caution you, I wouldn't truthfully describe any of remote controlled vibes as "silent". The inherent workings make them difficult to manufacture as quiet toys..

The boditalk escort is probably the quietest I know - it has a very small wired controller, but has a selectable mode that starts it vibrating whenever anyone around you sends or receives a call or text message. As a previous poster mentioned, the inherent workings lend themselves to volume, sadly.

I think I am going to have to buy this one to experiment. Surely if you go to a library it might be heard, but if you go to a loud restaurant or party it might be just right. I will definitely post a review once I get it :o)

Having just reviewed this toy, I can tell you with certainty I wouldn't take it to my office. Unless your computers are really loud and can drown out the vibration sound (or you have a closed office, or work in an open space where there's a fair amount of noise). If you have a tiny radio in your office mind you, office wear shouldn't be a problem... I realize what I wrote may not be entirely encouraging regarding this specific egg, but if you're worried about getting a defective item like I think I did, I would encourage you to read the return policy: link