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The Penis Straw That Smiles Back.

This straw is a lot of fun and ideal for that extra touch of naughty fun! It can be too big to fit in some cups, but other than that the only downfall with this straw is that you only get one!
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Pros:
Fun, good for thick drinks, great for bachelorette parties.
Cons:
Only comes with one straw, too big for smaller cups.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
The Girl's Night Jumbo Cock-tail Straw by California Exotic is a jumbo sized straw that is flexible and shaped like a penis. This straw is a good conversation starter and would fit in perfectly at a bachelorette party or a ladies night, and it would also make for a good gag gift. It may not be very realistic looking and it might smile back at you, but your beverages are sure to be a lot more fun when you're sipping from this fun, jumbo sized penis shaped straw!

1) Material: Polyethylene
2) Length: 12”
3) Inner Diameter: 3.5 cm
4) Outer Diameter:6 cm
5) Weight: 0.6(oz)
6) Quantity: 1 Straw





This straw is very thick and one of the most durable straws that I have yet to find. The diameter of the opening is a bit bigger than a standard straw and very useful for sipping frozen drinks, smoothies, or milkshakes. I would actually say that it is a lot easier to suck thicker drinks through this straw since it is so big. You tend to have to suck harder when you drink thinner liquids with this straw.

A great thing about this straw is that it can be reused. It's always nice to be able to get use out of something more than once. It's also really easy to clean; just soak it in some hot soapy water or you could even use a pipe cleaner to get in there really good. I don't know if a dishwasher would ruin it or not, but since it's such a breeze to clean, I'd rather not take the chance. It didn't have any kind of smell to it upon arrival, but I would still recommend washing this straw before you use it.

The straw comes packaged in a clear plastic bag and is not very discreet. However, if you're purchasing this product, I don't really see discretion being an issue for anyone.
Experience
I'm really glad I got this straw in time for my girlfriend's bachelorette party. When I first gave it to the bachelorette to use in her drink, it didn't work very well because she was drinking out of a martini glass. This straw is way too big and top heavy to be used comfortably in a martini glass or other small glasses like that. Later that night when she retired the martini glass, she was able to use the straw in her new cup. By that time, everyone has had a few drinks and the straw became a great conversation starter and also a great photo opportunity. It was a lot of fun to play with the bendable part of the straw. You can watch the penis grow and even make it lean a little to left or the right. The only creepy part of this straw was the Kool-aid looking smiley face engraved onto the head of the penis.
Follow-up commentary
This product really isn't worth it. You only get one jumbo straw that barely fits in a majority of cups/glasses. I would rather buy the smaller straws that come with more quantity. This is not a good deal in my opinion.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
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