G is for Gansta?

The Gold Laced G is a great dildo. It's slimness makes it beginner friendly and it's texture is pleasant, but not overwhelming. The Gold Laced G is great for vaginal play and safe for great anal play as well. It's slimness makes a wonderful probe for g/p spotting, even though it's shaft isn't very curved. The craftsmanship isn't amazing, but the price is!
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Pros
Inexpensive
Beginner friendly
Very Pretty
Feels great!
Cons
Questionable Glasswork
Slim (for some, a con)
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
First off, I would like to explain the title. I really don't get what the heck the G at the end of the Gold Laced G stands for. I've seen the name ___ G on many SSA Glass toys. I even own the Blossom G. If the G refers for G Spot, then both the Blossom G's and the Gold Laced G's designs are lacking. The curve on the Gold Laced G is minimal. There is a slight curve to the Gold Laced G, but it's very slight.



So, I'm going to just assume that the G stands for gangsta instead because the Gold Laced G really resembles a gun! It's funny, the Gold Laced G looks extremely phallic and the base almost resembles testicles, however the first thing I thought of was GUN!



Doesn't that look like a gun? Maybe all penises look like guns...



Cue James Bond music...

Anyways, onto the review.

Material

The Gold Laced G is made from Pyrex glass. The glass is odorless and tasteless and completely body safe, which makes for a great sex toy. Pyrex is the brand name for borosilicate glass which has boron added to it to reduce stress from temperature change. Borosilicate glass is less dense than regular glass which makes it more shatter resistant. It's shatter resistant, but not shatter proof, so always check your glass for breakage before use! It's really quite sturdy though.

Glass is also great because it's compatible with all lubes and easy to clean. All you need is soap and water or some toy cleaner/toy wipe. It can be sterilized by boiling. Now, while the glass itself is easy to clean, the gold laced design of this particular toy makes cleaning more difficult. The laced ridges on the head especially are really tough to clean.

Glass, being glass, is extremely hard. Now, this is good if you're going to be using this for firm g spotting or other spot spotting. It will provide lovely firm pressure. However, do take care not to thrust too hard. Depending on your sensitivity, hard thrusting with glass can hurt. And it can certainly bruise. Bruised cervixes are not fun, I can assure you.

Another reason why I believe that glass makes phenomenal sex toys its ability to retain temperatures. Glass is a great medium for temperature play. You can heat it up or cool it down and the glass will retain the temperature well. Just be sure not to go from extreme cold to extreme hot (or vice versa) as it can stress the glass. Some hot water or cold water in a bowl would be fine.

Design

The Gold Laced G looks like a penis on a stand, albeit a very very small penis. It's tiny! Don't let the picture fool you, the Gold Laced G is only 1 in. in diameter and about 6 in. in length. Think of your average sized hotdog. That's how small the Gold Laced G is. If you're specifically looking for a girthier dildo, then find something else. The Gold Laced G is tiny! However if you're a beginner or not fond of girth, then this would be perfect for you. While there is no real g spot curve to speak with, if g spot stimulation is possible, and the small diameter helps make this easy to wield.

The Gold Laced G has gold lattice on its entire shaft. The lace is raised, providing a nice texture. It's not extremely raised and because of the small size of this dildo, the texture is pleasant, not irritating. Unless you are extremely sensitive to texture, the texture shouldn't bother you. The 'lace' is thin and only mildly raised so the texture is still beginner friendly.
Experience
CONT.

The design may not be especially g spot friendly, but it is not g spot UNfriendly. If your g spot is easily reached, this should have no problem reaching it. The thinness makes it easy to angle upwards for g spot stimulation. The base also makes this a very p spot friendly toy. I did find, however, that the lattice is much more noticeable anally, so if you're sensitive, take caution.

I have to say that I really did like the design. My only gripe(aside from the ridges near the head being a b****h to clean) is the execution. For the price, I wasn't expecting much. But the glass work isn't very good. There are air bubbles EVERYWHERE, especially on the 'lace'. There is also a random speck of something suspended inside my Gold Laced G. The other thing that annoyed me was the uneven base. It's not terrible, I'm still able to balance the dildo on its base, but the base isn't completely flat and the dildo wobbles a bit, if I touch it lightly. These imperfections, however, are minor, and fo the price, I say that this is a spectacular buy. I really enjoy using it. It's just the right amount of texture and the thinness makes it a wonderful probe. And it's Gansta!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    You might want to adjust your title a little bit. You are right, it is easy to think this is bigger than it is based on the pictures. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review. That is a small diameter, but it is pretty.
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Ew, sorry your base is uneven, that would really bum me out. I've been considering getting a "backup" Gold Laced G, but maybe if the quality's kind of suffering over time I should hold off. :|

    Glad you love the texture, though---absolutely my favorite
  • Contributor: Highmaintenancegirl916
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Allstars316
    Good review!
  • Contributor: eeep
    Thanks for the great review. I hadn't realized how small it ism pictures make it seem so much bigger usually.
  • Contributor: BobbiJay
    Thank you for the review. I still really like this one as a art piece.
  • Contributor: Powder
    Thanks for the review, definitely helped me make a decision!
  • Contributor: ichwillwaffels
    good review!
  • Contributor: Teacookie
    thank you
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