Hog tie by Whipsmart - review by Betty Rocket

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Hog tie

Wrist and ankle cuffs by Whipsmart

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should have called it a "chicken tie"

I can't say this product is a complete loss. Bondage items can serve many functions, even if they do not work out they way they should have. DJ and I will find something to use these for...or someone to use them on.
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Pros:
You can work these into your action even if they do not work for their intended purpose.
Cons:
Would not fit! Needs to have better adjustability.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
DJ and I enjoy quite a bit of BDSM play|World of BDSM play. I am personally into making most of our gear at home (belts, zip ties, bungee cord-you get the idea) but I could not resist the idea of having one kit made for me. So, I ordered the Hog Tie set by Whipsmart|Hog tie.

Now, assembling a DIY hog tie is no easy feat, so we welcomed the opportunity to just strap up and roll.

No such luck.

DJ is the natural dom, so he set about his task of applying these restraints. The neoprene was comfortable, and he applied the ankle cuffs with no problem. I was geared up and ready for a good thrashing, but my mood was very suddenly altered.

DJ leaned over me and strapped the first restraint around my thigh.

SHHHHHHPT

That is the sound velcro makes when you pull it apart. The cuff would not secure.

SHHHHHHPT

Again, it pulled apart.

We kept trying, ad nauseum, only to be graced with that noise over and over.

Now, I am NOT a big woman. Curvy, yes, but not overweight. I have very muscular legs and the straps meant for the thighs did not fit completely around my hamhock. They would barely touch, secure for a second, but as soon as I flexed my hamstring, it popped open. We moved it a little lower on my thigh, but the hog tie effect was lost. Good restraints|The play arsenal of BDSM should be easily released, but still allow you to struggle a bit without popping open. I was not a happy girl. The scene would have been over, but DJ rigged some of our own stuff up to it and made it work. Good thing we are creative.

We can find some way to use this puppy, but I have to say I was disappointed it couldn't make me squeal without adding a few extra straps.
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Comments
  • Dame Demi
    Thanks for the review--I always appreciate info on sizing.  Those thigh straps do look pretty tiny...
  • These cuffs are actually designed to go around wrists and ankles (for a true hog-tied effect), not thighs. That might be why they didn't fit... Maybe they'll work better that way?
  • Betty Rocket
    Cock Wrangler (i still lURVE your name)-I think they were meant for thighs and ankles. The size of the cuffs were way too large for the wrists and did not adjust well. I think it was meant to assemble the lower half of your body into one unit so it could be easily manipulated. A real hog tie set would have three points of restraint, wrists, thighs, and ankles. But, what can you ask for only 20 bucks
  • Cock Wrangler
    Betty- thanks! From the description: "The Hog Tie consists of two pieces. Each piece has a nylon thigh cuff which has the ankle and wrist cuffs attached to it." So these are actually meant to have all three attachment points... but it's hard to see those from the pic. Maybe another case of an off description, or updated (not improved!) product.
  • Cock Wrangler-Ha! Therein lies the possible dilemma. Perhaps I am missing a part?? Mine only has a thigh cuff attached to an ankle cuff.

    And I ordered these two months ago......

     
  • Beautiful Dreamer
    Thanks for the sizing info. It's always great to have a better idea of what you're actually getting.
  • Betty Rocket
    Dreamer-You're welcome! I was a little surprised that it wasn't listed in the description or even on the package.
  • LavenderSkies
    Appreciate the review
  • Lady Neshamah
    wonderful review
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
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