ToiTissue by ToiBocks

I can honestly say I had no idea what I was getting when I was assigned ToiTissue. The list said it was a storage container, but, I mean, ToiTissue? I assumed what it really was some kind of feminine wipe for sex play or something, which was cool. But I was really hoping for a the storage idea. I've had my eye on a bunch of the toy boxes ever since I started my collection.

So when the box came in (a nice big box) I was honestly crazy excited, even though I had no idea what it was. The fact that it was heavy made me even more excited.

Inside the nice big heavy box was yet another nice big heavy box, and, to my delight, a picture of a box on it (I let out a mind numbing shriek)... a tissue box... (... "What is it?").

Being that I'm lazy and overzealous, I didn't really take the time to read the box, just opened it up, tossed aside the packing foam, and pulled out a full sized, solid wood tissue box.
(...um...)
And as I was turning it around in my hands, a panel on the side slipped right out, a drawer landing with a thump in my lap. ("EEEeeeee! YaY!")

So, it turns out that the ToiTissue by ToiBocks is a discreet storage container. It's made of thick, sleek wood that wouldn't look out of place in any living, bath, or bedroom. It's actually very attractive, and I love the way it looks. I also love what it is, of course.

You wouldn't normally really think, "oh, let me hide my toys in a tissue box", but the idea behind this product is pretty awesome. Think about it. A nice, heavy, wooden tissue box to sit right in the middle of the living room table. Everyone will think it classy and... well, normal. Only you will know what's really inside, and perhaps you'll get a little shiver every time you think about what toy or item you've got stashed inside. I know it makes me smile every time I look over at it, or see my prudish and stuffy (pun!) flatmate grab one of the tissues.

It's like this fantastic little secret, and maybe even a surprise for your lover or next date.

And if you're not one to keep it out in public, every good or budding sexpert knows that tissues are crazy helpful in the bedroom. So here you go, two sexy birds, one sexy stone

Now, I've given it 5 stars, because I was really excited and I love it, but I'd probably say it is really a 4.5, simply on size. While it does fit a good amount of little necessities, there definitely isn't room for your bigger, more shapely toys. But you can totally fit a good amount of smaller things.

Out of my collection, I fit the following things inside the secret compartment all at once:
5 condoms;
1 small (2 oz) bottle of lube;
1 Super Slim Vibrator;
3 Bullet vibrators;
2 tiny (2 ml) tubes of feminine arousal cream;
1 EVOLved Diamond Vibrator;
2 little sample packs of Lube;
and there was plenty of room for more.

As for downs, I'd probably say there's only one (other than the limited space)- the construction of the drawer compartment.
The company sends two little fuzzies to stick onto the side so, if you wish it, the drawer can be nice and snug in its container. The problem is that there's no real stopper for the drawer. I mean this thing will just slip out any time you tip it over, and I think that is a bit of a fault.
If someone picks it up and out falls the compartment (and I do mean out, there's nothing stopping it on the inside from slipping right out and onto the floor) and all your condoms, bullets, and lubes go flying across the floor, what are you supposed to say? Oops?

So, ToiBocks, get on that. ^-^ I don't want my stuff flying everywhere every time the box tips over.

But yeah, apart from that little problem, I do love this thing. Even that prude flatmate of mine mentioned how nice our new tissue box is. I just nodded and said "Yes, it is." What else could I say? It totally is.