Tears of Orgasmic Joy

A pretty and useful item for your home to hide anything personal or private while blending in perfectly to your decor.
pretty, genius idea, discreet, dual purpose
small, pricey
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I am a victim of the recession. After college, like so many others in my age group, I had to move back in with my parents. I found myself in the position of striking a balance between having to still be their little girl while still being my own as well. After a few months of hiding my unmentionables under the bed or in the pillowcase and generally feeling like a teenager again, the ToiTissue box came to my rescue. It is a great solution and something that will transition well into my future homes and circumstances. It can sit anywhere and those I live with will be none the wiser. This product would work well in many locations from the bedroom, to the bathroom, to the livingroom or wherever the mood might strike.

The box is lovely looking. It is dark wood and just a touch bigger than a traditional tissue box. It has a drawer that easily slides out and is lined with red pool-table like material. The tissue paper part holds a small stack of tissues, making this box multi purposed.

The drawer is small, I'd say about 3 inches wide. It will hold a couple of toys if they are small/thin but does not fit a 2.5 oz bottle, nor is it very deep, maybe a little over an inch deep. This is not the product for someone looking to house a large collection. Its only other drawback is that because it is real wood, when you pick it up, boy can you hear that something other than tissues is inside....but that is to be expected. Mine also has some minor chipping on the edges.

This product is genius and a great way to hide your personal life without the hassle of a lock. It is a touch pricy at over 60$, but it seems to be a product that will last, fit into any decor and can be used for many, many years. It can store other things as well, money, checks, pictures, whatever you may need.
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  • Contributor: liilii080
    I've never seen this before but now I have to have it! Glad it's working well for you.
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  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: sbon
    This looks like a good idea
  • Contributor: Sin Secret
    Yes! I have one of these and I love it!
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    Thanks for reviewing.
  • Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner
    nice review ty!
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    Thanks for the review. I'm glad you like it
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    Thanks for the review.
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