Jesse's signature harness with twisted dong - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

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A Whale of a Dong!

For the upmost size queens in the sex toy world, if you think you can handle this whale of a cock, then try this strap on for size!
Published:
Pros:
Dong is massive
harness has several sizes
colorful dong!
Cons:
Dong is MASSIVE
harness is one of 3 sizes
Dong is cheap material,
and so is the harness.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I only gave this set a two out of five stars because of the lack of versatility of this set.

Harness:

Material - This harness is made out of a combo of vinyl & nylon. The straps are nylon and the actual body of the harness is made out of vinyl.
Color - The harness has a red body with the words "hot!" and "sexy" Which I think makes the set look cheap. The nylon is black.
Feel - The feel of this harness is soft vinyl, so during wear it isn't uncomfortable. Also, the nylon isn't itchy at all. The dildo is heavy so it puts strain on the harness and it helps that the nylon is soft and not irritating on your skin.
Fit - It comes with two extenders.
While using both extenders the harness is 50" around.
While using only one extender the harness is 38" around.
While using neither of the extenders the harness is 30" around.

I personally barely fit into the 2nd size. There is no adjusting this harness. Either your waist is one of those three sizes, or it doesn't fit. Your could easily cut and re-sew the harness to fit you. But when you buy a harness, you don't expect to have to stitch it together to make it fit you.
Design - This harness is g-string style. It is more comfortable for women than for men.
Craftsmanship - This harness is sturdy, but it looks SO cheap. I haven't had any quality issues and I'm even searching for another {smaller} dildo so that I can actually keep using this harness. The vinyl and bright red with trashy phrases really takes away from this harness.
Care - Clean this harness with a damp cloth and hang dry. Store in a cool place away from the dong.



Dildo:

Material - This dildo is made out of firm jelly. It is very porous. I was actually surprised that this was just jelly because of how firm it is. Also, most jelly dildos have an awful smell. This dildo had no smell or taste. Which is very uncommon in jelly dildos!
Color - The outside of the dildo is clear with a red and black "tornado" inside. It is just beautiful.
Feel - This dong has a ribbed texture. It isn't very ribbed so the textured didn't do much for me or my partner. This dildo could be made better by more intense ribs.
Size - This dildo is one huge dong!
It is 8 inches long.
It is 6 3/4 inches around.
It has a diameter of 2 1/4 inches.
It weighs just a little over 1lb.

This dildo is very intimidating. Not for the faint of heart or beginners.

Design - It has a nice base and is made to look slightly realistic. It has a slight curve and the girth of a whale.
Care - Clean this dildo with soap and water {make sure it is a soap that you have used on your genitals to keep from nasty break outs} or a good toy cleaner.
Store in a cool dry area away from the harness and any other dildos as jelly could melt.
Since jelly is porous make sure to use condoms with it!
Also, This dildo is compatible with silicone and water based lubricants!
Experience
I bought this set to peg my boyfriend with and I was so wrong in thinking that I could peg him with it. It took forever for myself to be able to take it, so I knew my boyfriend would have a hard time taking it. And he really did. After a LOT of warm up we finally used the dildo. He loved it. A size queen is dating a size queen. We both love using the dildo for solo use, but I really dislike using this huge cock to peg my boyfriend with. It is just too much for it to be fun!
Follow-up commentary
I wish there was a "I kinda like this sometimes when I'm in the mood". For me this dildo requires a LOT of build up. I have to work for quite a while before I can actually use it, which just isn't practical for me most of the time. I usually need a quick way to get off, and this just won't provide that for me. But when I am able to work up to it, it is an amazing dildo. I can not use this with the harness because my boyfriend refuses to ever try it again. So I'm torn, but I do like to play with it solo. Well, only occasionally.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
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Comments
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    I like the size of the dildo! Pitty it's jelly.

    Good review
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    TY
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