Jesse's signature harness with twisted dong - harness and dildo set discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Fierce Like Tiger

The size of this dildo surprised me. Maybe it shouldn't have with the description, but it did. I wouldn't consider myself to be a "beginner" at all, but this dildo was a bit much. That being said, I have not had children, so perhaps women who have would appreciate the size more than I did. The curve seems to make this dong even harder to take, it really is quite steep about a 45 degree angle on this bad boy! The ridges on it are theoretically nice, but make it harder to clean.

The twisted dong is made out of jelly, so it cannot be sterilized and should never be shared unless covered with a condom for health reasons. I used toy cleaner on it several times and it seems to work out well for it. Both silicone and water based lubes should be fine for use with it, and man will you need a lot!

When I first opened the box I was HORRIFIED at the smell of this dong. It was TERRIBLE!! It smelled like a skunk mixed with burnt rubber, and it would NOT go away. The smell of it honestly made me cringe when I thought about inserting it, because after washing and washing and washing it was STILL very noticeable. We keep it in the box in a ziploc baggie because of its rancid smell. Its truly awful.

The harness is cute looking red vinyl with black canvas straps and plastic clasps. It looks hot...and then it becomes less so...it doesn't hold the dong well, after just a short amount of time the opening that the dong slides through started to stretch, and eventually it started to pull through the hole. Also, the straps themselves started to loosen after just a few thrusts, so eventually the whole contraption had to be held on. Because my hubby and I used it on each other the range of sizes (up to 50" max hip size) was great, and the whole harness itself is all very adjustable, so that was appreciated.

If you really like very large dongs this might be a great toy for you, the harness however, is not worth much. If you have another harness it will fit in you will have a much better experience with it!