Jesse's signature harness with twisted dong - harness and dildo set by Cal Exotics - review by Fierce Like Tiger

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Overall, I this dong is just not worth it. The smell is the one thing I just cannot get over! If it didn't smell so darn bad I might continue to try this toy until I became more comfortable with the large size, but the smell remains, so I think it might just go in the trash.
neat twisted appearance
large in length and girth
comes with harness
harness is very adjustable
cannot be sterilized
too large for some
harness is very flimsy
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The size of this dildo surprised me. Maybe it shouldn't have with the description, but it did. I wouldn't consider myself to be a "beginner" at all, but this dildo was a bit much. That being said, I have not had children, so perhaps women who have would appreciate the size more than I did. The curve seems to make this dong even harder to take, it really is quite steep about a 45 degree angle on this bad boy! The ridges on it are theoretically nice, but make it harder to clean.

The twisted dong is made out of jelly, so it cannot be sterilized and should never be shared unless covered with a condom for health reasons. I used toy cleaner on it several times and it seems to work out well for it. Both silicone and water based lubes should be fine for use with it, and man will you need a lot!

When I first opened the box I was HORRIFIED at the smell of this dong. It was TERRIBLE!! It smelled like a skunk mixed with burnt rubber, and it would NOT go away. The smell of it honestly made me cringe when I thought about inserting it, because after washing and washing and washing it was STILL very noticeable. We keep it in the box in a ziploc baggie because of its rancid smell. Its truly awful.

The harness is cute looking red vinyl with black canvas straps and plastic clasps. It looks hot...and then it becomes less doesn't hold the dong well, after just a short amount of time the opening that the dong slides through started to stretch, and eventually it started to pull through the hole. Also, the straps themselves started to loosen after just a few thrusts, so eventually the whole contraption had to be held on. Because my hubby and I used it on each other the range of sizes (up to 50" max hip size) was great, and the whole harness itself is all very adjustable, so that was appreciated.
If you really like very large dongs this might be a great toy for you, the harness however, is not worth much. If you have another harness it will fit in you will have a much better experience with it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Good for anal
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  • Miss Anonymous
    Very good review! Thanks for taking the time to write it.
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'm confused to whether or not we received the same dildo. My dildo had no smell, and was firm. The ridges were not deep into the shaft, so they were easy to clean. There was a slight curve, but it wasn't 45 degrees. It wasn't very drastic at all.

    Other than those issues, I guess it was a good review.
  • Fierce Like Tiger
    Mine was pretty a drastic curve, and the smell was AWFUL... it looks just like the photo, but the ridges in mine had almost a deeper groove inside of them, almost like it split or something...
  • Bzz
    Maybe you just had a dud dildo?
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