Stupid Dick

This is worth the buy although the smell is annoying. Make sure you shave, or it could end badly, and pick out a long-lasting lube.
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Pros:
Smells like strawberries
Cons:
Lint collector
Rating by reviewer:
3
somewhat useful review
This is not the best toy. It is lacking in so many ways that it was horrible. It made the whole house smell like strawberries and rubber. The smell likes to linger as well. Tt has smelled like strawberries for 10 minutes. It is not easily covered up easily either. I have tried using everything; it's crazy.

It is also a bit flimsy and could be a bit firmer and have a bit more girth. I do feel it would be a good beginner toy and fits nicely into some harnesses. It could use a bit more grooves to it and a larger flared base.

It is not that great for some harnesses though; it slips out with every other thrust. It would also be a nice warm-up toy. It does need a lube, or it might chaff and if you're not shaved, it might pull out some hair along the way.

If you're a beginner, this is nice to start out with to get you used to using a toy and a harness. It is good for gender play, but be ready to have to repeatly put it back in the harness. It also likes to collect dust like there is no tomorrow, and it will drive you nuts to no end, but as long as you keep it in a safe place, you should be good.

If you're more experienced, I would just skip this product. It would be a waste of your time and just a bother and would get in the way.

If I had to suggest a lube for it, it would be Toko. It seems to last the longest and be the most compatible.

This toy was used, but now it just takes up room in the back of the drawer. We don't like parting with our toys at all, under any circumstance, unless it breaks.
Experience
Be careful it collects lint to easily
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  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Good review
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    ZenaidaMacroura  
    I like the title.
  • titi
    titi  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lady Marmelade
    Lady Marmelade  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Kitty8908
    Kitty8908  
    eh you missed some key things about it like the title tho
  • Kari
    Kari  
    Thanks for the review
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