What a dick head!

Available in two gorgeous and radiant colors, the Dick Head is a very reasonably priced dildo. It might not please everyone though. For me, I missed the defined head of some of my other dildos. I did appreciate the shape of the rest of the shaft though. It allows for the thickest part to be inside while not stretching you from the outside.
Published:
Pros
Pretty color, sleek feeling material, $, shape of body, semi-realistic
Cons
Strong fruity smell, porous, no defined head, a bit to flexible for rough thrusting
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

A while back, I went a little crazy on lower end toys. This was one of them, but I never got around to reviewing it. After graduating to the higher end toys so quickly, I began to miss some of the simpler things-toys that didn't require programming or charging, a billion gift cards to get, no silicone lube, or even batteries. Sometimes, simpler is better. This is true of the Dick Dildo from the Radiant Gems collection by Doc Johnson. I find it to look quite unique in that it kind of looks like an uncircumcised penis. There are not too many dildos that have that quality. Unfortunately for me, this ended up being a con for me during use. It does make it great for those who like realistic but more streamlined dildos. It isn't made of the safest material, but it is strong and durable. The smell is strong however, so using a condom has more pluses than just safety. For the price, this is a good dildo for solo or couple strap-on use.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

Doc Johnson has a new non-toxic, anti-bacterial, PVC/Sil-a-gel formula (or at least it was new when I bought this a bunch of months ago). Unfortunately, the improved material has also meant a fruitier stench in their material. If it were not so potent, it would be pleasant, but this stuff permeates your skin, clothing, packaging, you name it! I suggest using a condom on this even more than I would for a non-smelly porous jelly material. The smell gets on your fingers and surely would be in your vagina as well. A condom helps eliminate this.

What is nice about the material is that it is very smooth. It almost feels like it is always coated in a light lubricant. There is little to no drag to the material, especially if it has been recently cleaned. It does collect hair etc. easily though. Always rinse it before play. The material is flexible, but firm to the grasp.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The length is pretty good for this price! It is a full 7 5/8" and the insertable length is a little over 6 1/2". The base takes away from some of the insertable length. The head of the dildo looks uncircumcised and does not have a pronounced head. It looks like the foreskin is in the process of being pulled back or pushed up. This creates some ripples below the head smoothing it into the rest of the shaft. The "veins" on the shaft are also not defined. They are more like slightly raised ridged areas. The body of the shaft starts out fairly thick, thins a bit before getting to the thickest part. Then it gets much more narrow before reaching the base. While this doesn't represent most a realistic penis shaft to a T, it does make insertion more wonderful. The largest part can be inside of you, while the outside isn't stretching you at the same time. For me, I appreciate this. The thickness varies from a bit over 3 1/2" around to almost 4 3/4".

The base has contouring that allows for use with an o-ring and harness. It you want to do a lot of heavy thrusting, it might be too flexible for that, but deep and sloe penetration would be good with this. The underside of the base is slightly hollow but it doesn't work well for suction.

This dildo is not discreet at all. There is no doubt about its purpose. Even if you don't care about people seeing your toys, I'd still keep this in the package or something because of the lint attraction it has.
    • Realistic

Performance

Vaginally, I think a lot of women would like the Dick Head. But for me, the dick head was the problem. I love the definition of a larger penis head and this dildo doesn't have that. That meant that this dildo didn't provide a lot of internal stimulation for me or g-spot teasing. That does not mean it didn't feel good. It just means that the experience is sort of bland vaginally. It also will likely not fill women who prefer the full feeling.

For me, the flare on the dildo makes me feel safe enough to shallowly insert this anally, but for those who like deep anal penetration, you might want to reconsider since the contoured end isn't larger than the largest part of the dildo. Anally, I enjoy this dildo and appreciate the slim-lined design. I want the opposite for my ass than I do for my vagina. I don't want any hurdles. The Dick Head's lack of head works wonders for my needs this way.

I would not recommend this as a GREAT dildo for harness use, but again, for the price, you could make it work. It requires a tight fitting o-ring since the end is not flared much more than where you would place the o-ring in the first place. The base also doesn't have a lot of surface area, so it might be uncomfortable against the lower pelvis. However, used slowly and carefully, this would work.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Using condoms, makes clean up so much easier. Condoms fit easily on this by the way! If you use on not, still wash with warm water and soap. The material retains smells, so it's up to you if you want to use a non-scented one or not. Almost any smell would be better than the one this one comes with.

Only use water based or silcione based lubricant. When storing, put it back in the plastic case or a plastic zip-lock bag. Do not let this toy tough other jelly composite toys! They will melt together.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The dildo comes in a plastic, snap to close package. It has a lot of extra plastic on the top, so you may want to cut some of this off before storing. The package has some information about the material and the warranty site.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable

Experience

I am giving the Dick Head 3 stars. If it had more of one, I'd give it 4 possibly. But for this instance, it was the down fall of my pleasure. The price is great though. And for a simple solo dildo, this isn't bad, just not enough for me.
Follow-up commentary
I've gotten rid of the Dick Head. After cleaning out a bunch of old toys, I got rid of any jelly type ones that I did not absolutely LOVE. I still recommend the dick head for beginners or those who do not mind having to use a condom with their toys.
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