What A Dick Head!

I purchased the Dick Head - Realistic Dildo in fuchsia, expecting good results, but this product just kind of falls flat. My Dick Head arrived in a discrete package, which was perfect considering it sat outside for a few hours while I was away. When I removed it from its packaging, I noticed it had a little weight to it, especially in the base. This product weighs 8.5 oz. I assumed this product would work well in my harness, but when you assume things, you make an ass out of you and....well, you know how the saying goes. When we put it in the harness, it would not stay because of it being so flexible. It just kind of kept slipping out of its O-ring. We tried two different-sized O-rings, and neither worked well at all.

The Dick Head is made from PVC, which rates a two on the material safety scale. PVC is a longlasting material that is lightweight and water-resistant. The Dick Head is easily cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, or by just using sex toy cleaner. The best lubricants to use with PVC are either water- or silicone-based lubricants. It also carries a slight odor, that on a scale of one to ten, (one being light-smelling and ten being unbearably odorous) it would rate a three.

The Dick Head is 7 3/4 inches in length, with an insertable length of 6 inches. I compared it to a can of soda.



The Dick Had has a circumference of 4 1/2 inches and a diameter of 1 3/8 inches. I compared the head and the base to a beer cap.





The Dick Head doesn't have a very realistic head. It's not defined. Also, there is a hump in the middle of the Dick Head, and it makes it hard to thrust once you have it inserted. My vagina kind of wrapped itself around it, making it hard to move.



All in all, it was a bland and uneventful trial and error kind of product. I couldn't get off with it, but it's always worth trying a product to see what you like and dislike.

The smell has toned down and after quite a bit of use this toy is still holding up well. The color is still as vibrant as the day it arrived.