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The General DEMANDS your respect

Don't be fooled by the pretty color, soft curves or pristine material; the General is one tyrant of a DICKtator. This dildo can be intimidating and takes a while to warm up to but if big is what you're looking for, the General delivers. All the right bulges in all the right places, a fun color choice (red or black), versatility, and wonderfully safe material make this toy perfect for "champion dick takers" and those curious about a bigger dildo and looking for a little excitement.
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Pros:
large size, luxurious material, heavy weight
Cons:
large size, only 2 color choices
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Wow...just WOW! The General by Tantus is truly amazing! The shear size of this bad boy is one of its best features, but it's not for the faint of heart. This General requires a real woman (or man) or someone who is prepared to accommodate his full width. Its shape lends itself well to any orifice you desire, just know that it takes up a lot of space. So make sure to take precautions and prepare yourself; this includes lots of water-based lube (no silicone-based) even for those girls who have a lot of natural lube. This base is also flanged; so for my adventurous friends it is completely harness compatible, so it's really great for everyone! If you take your time and know your limits this General is sure to satisfy!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This 100% premium silicone beauty has absolutely no smell and a super silky smooth finish. The first 30 minutes after I took the General out of his packaging I just stroked the material, so amazed at how soft and luxurious the material felt (this is my first silicone toy). It was also heavy and felt wonderful against my skin (so worth the price, I promise!!!). The only issue is that the General picks up lint from everything including clothing, towels, bedding, etc. But nothing a good rinse of water can't fix. This giant General also has another trick up his sleeve; three evenly spaced "numbs" along the top, which because of the width and placement are PERFECT for a G-spot assault and led to some very interesting firing of artillery (can we say distance squirting?). And he's completely waterproof; I can't wait go under siege in the shower.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Although this was not my first rodeo with a large dildo, my first experience with one was painful (I was fine until orgasm, then DAMN it HURT), so I made sure to prepare myself for this one. It is so thick it fills you up but due to the silicone material, still pliable enough that it still has some give. The shape is perfect for me, rounded, silky, heavy, all around the General is a God among men. I was nervous at first, especially with the size, but made sure I had plenty of lube and lots of time to play.
I started slow (which is a must until you know your limits) and could only get this in a little at a time. It was easiest for me to be on my knees to insert this giant; I used a small bullet vibe and held it against my clit while pressing my self down slowly so that the vibe would keep me wet enough and keep my body relaxed. Needless to say, this did not last long ... the vibrations kept coming and the General slid in deeper and deeper, each "nubby" keeping pressure on my G-spot and also rubbing across it while filling me up completely. Let's just say it's an AMAZING feeling and giant dildo equals giant orgasm!! So I would definitely say the General demands respect, but knows how to please!
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

I would say the General's size is one of its best atributes, if you like something that fills you up and provides a little extra fun without going overboard (smooth shape, discreet nubs, great material). Although the General is flanged at the base, I did not have the chance to use a harness (only because I do not yet have one, but possibly soon - I would love to show my girlfriend the joys of the General). I was however able to see how stable the base was while I was riding him, although my pussy was still tight enough to lift him off the bed. To counteract this, my husband formed a "harness" with his hands which made the General even more stable (so I think it would work PERFECT with a harness). Definitely a versatile toy, premium material and great shape; so it's on the top of my list of favorites!
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Because he is pure food grade silicone, the General is very forgiving; meaning that not only can you wash him with simple soap and water, but he's also bleachable, boilable, and even dish washer safe! Because silicone is one of the safest materials that you can buy, it's hypoallergenic for those that are sensitive to materials, and latex free for those with allergies. The only limitation is the type of lubes that can be used; water-based lubricants are the only lubes safe to use with silicone (so make sure that you check your favorite lube BEFORE you start) and of course your natural lube is great (however a little more than just "slick" is required for this big boy). Because of its size the General does not easily hide itself, so this may be something that you want to consider when purchasing. I like to store it back in the original container just because it's easiest and keeps him clean. I would not suggest storing in an open drawer or a bag that lints at all, and especially no where NEAR velvet! Did I say he picks up lint really bad? During my play time, I probably managed to have to wash off the lint twice, so keep that in mind when storing and playing.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the great review. This sounds really interesting, but what are the dimensions?
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    looks great, thanks!
  • Toys in Love
    Toys in Love  
    Guess I should put this back in the wishlist. - I actually had it in, but took it out when all the new O2 toys came out. Great review, thanks
  • Sweet-Justice
    Sweet-Justice  
    Good job!
  • LilLostLenore
    LilLostLenore  
    great review
  • big b
    big b  
    thanks
  • LuciFaery
    LuciFaery  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    Bullfroggy and Rose  
    thanks for the review
  • brevado
    brevado  
    Great review
  • lovebites
    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
  • Vurdalak
    Vurdalak  
    Convinced me to get it! Sounds like a must-have.
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