Ballsy super cock royal - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by V.T.T

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'Tis ballsy

I got the 'Super Cock' because my partner and I wanted to start exploring the world of big toys for vaginal penetration without a large investment. It is pretty damn good for the price I paid, and it does its job fine. So for that it gets 4 stars, I would say this is more in the realm of 'novelties' than 'high end pleasure object' It is fun to play with, large, and very filling. Not fabulous, but certainly not disappointing either!
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Pros:
Very inexpensive, girth and length, wide base
Cons:
Porous, floppy, some surface imperfections
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Follow-up commentary
I really liked my trusty Ballsy Cock before. It was SO classic and just, big. However it has since made its way out of my heart with its truly obnoxious, intrusive and endless odor. This toy makes my whole closet smell like a dildo/rubber/fruit cocktail/weirdness.

PLUS it leeches this tacky, strange...stuff. Honestly I do not know what exactly, but it is gross. It certainly doesn't make me want to stick it inside my vagina. That's for sure! It's not that it's rubber per se, but the style of rubber I think. I have hard, slick rubber toys that don't reek nearly the same, nor do they ooze strange surface scuzz. Maybe it's weird, but I just have a different standard for the stuff I stick in my ass, versus my snatch...Odd, I guess.

I do like my rubber toys, I do not *love* them like I do my silicone/metal/glass items. This dildo in particular just has some unfortunate, unattractive qualities. It's a shame because it IS so inexpensive and not everyone has oodles of cash to spend on dildos. But I would still say, save up some money, scout out a moderately priced silicone dildo.

This one is just not going to last either. It has growing tears, and the material is so incredibly porous that it has absorbed some color from something else in my closet and it's permanent.

Needless to say I haven't played with it in a while, so I haven't found any fun uses for it since my original review. I was excited to find a cheap, big dildo to experiment with, but it isn't a great long-term toy at all. Also, having witnessed the junk that accumulates on the surface, I can say I'd never use it (or anything made from a similar material) again WITHOUT a condom either.

It's too bad, but this one is going to get sent off to be recycled.
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My Ballsy super cock royal tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Vaginal
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Girth
    • Inexpensive
    • Rubber
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Comments
  • Love Buzz
    If only this were made of something a little friendlier than rubber
    great review
  • V.T.T
    Doc Johnson makes a 'super' cock in silicone. I don't think there is a royal size, but I know there is a regular. Thanks for vote.
  • V.T.T
    *the vote
  • Waterfall
    Nice review! Looks like a fun one
  • Selective Sensualist
    Great review! I just can't bring myself to try rubber. Maybe the silicone one!
  • zandria
    Good review, thanks!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review! Thank you!
  • V.T.T
    Thanks all for your comments!

    @Selective Sensualist: Doc Johnson *has* come out with a silicone line of super-ballsy cocks. They are firmer than the rubber ones, but equally veiny, lightly textured and awesome. Now that I have tried both, I would definitely recommend the silicone ones OVER the rubber Superr Cocks. They are just better overall, though more expensive...
  • underHim
    Where do you recycle a sex toy?
  • Tbanda
    Thanks, great review!
  • SadoMas
    ty
  • PropertyOfPotter
    thanks for the review!
  • Rey
    thx for the review
  • Gettinmymojoback
    Thanks for the review
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