Ballsy super cock royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by V.T.T

I really liked my trusty Ballsy Cock before. It was SO classic and just, big. However it has since made its way out of my heart with its truly obnoxious, intrusive and endless odor. This toy makes my whole closet smell like a dildo/rubber/fruit cocktail/weirdness.

PLUS it leeches this tacky, strange...stuff. Honestly I do not know what exactly, but it is gross. It certainly doesn't make me want to stick it inside my vagina. That's for sure! It's not that it's rubber per se, but the style of rubber I think. I have hard, slick rubber toys that don't reek nearly the same, nor do they ooze strange surface scuzz. Maybe it's weird, but I just have a different standard for the stuff I stick in my ass, versus my snatch...Odd, I guess.

I do like my rubber toys, I do not *love* them like I do my silicone/metal/glass items. This dildo in particular just has some unfortunate, unattractive qualities. It's a shame because it IS so inexpensive and not everyone has oodles of cash to spend on dildos. But I would still say, save up some money, scout out a moderately priced silicone dildo.

This one is just not going to last either. It has growing tears, and the material is so incredibly porous that it has absorbed some color from something else in my closet and it's permanent.

Needless to say I haven't played with it in a while, so I haven't found any fun uses for it since my original review. I was excited to find a cheap, big dildo to experiment with, but it isn't a great long-term toy at all. Also, having witnessed the junk that accumulates on the surface, I can say I'd never use it (or anything made from a similar material) again WITHOUT a condom either.

It's too bad, but this one is going to get sent off to be recycled.