I like dildo shaped dildos, especially black ones. Plugs are nice, as are the more ridged/ribbed line of dildos… but for me nothing beats the simple attraction of a fine looking dildo. And that’s precisely what this is.

The Ballsy Super Cock Royal is a good toy for someone not looking for gimmicks. It’s fairly standard in just about all respects except perhaps the size. The girth measures in at about 2 inches so the novice user may want to wait before ordering this one. Especially considering the size of the head, which is not exactly blunt, but is by no means a gentle starting point. Also, if you will notice, the head actually contains the widest point on this toy, the shaft being somewhat thinner.

The veins along the shaft are somewhat noticeable but nothing very dramatic. Being made of rubber, the toy is rather pliable; I can squish the shaft down to a bit less than an inch without trying very hard. So that makes me believe that you may not be getting the full width of this once inserted, but that’s hard to measure. The real highlight of this toy would be its base. Not only is it large and, dare I say it, Ballsy; it acts as a very nice suction cup. It easily and rather securely attaches to most flat surfaces, allowing for fairly vigorous hands free play.

This toy, as stated before, is made of rubber. Rubber toys should be protected by a condom during use, especially if moving between holes and/or users. Without the protection, the rubber may accumulate bacteria, and as this material cannot be sterilized or very easily cleaned, it may put you at risk.

Overall it’s a good staple to have in your collection if you don’t mind the material. It holds no surprises but it does its job well, and looks pretty damn good doing it.