Ballsy Super Cock Royal: Keeping Things Simple

This toy is not the most complex sex toy in the world. It's what one would expect from a large dildo. This product is a good, basic addition to any toy box though! Its size is guaranteed to make you moan - in both surprise and in pleasure!
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Pros
Easy to clean. Easy to use. Wide Base.
Cons
Hard to conceal in the need for discreet use.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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This was the first realistic toy that I ever purchased because I felt that I was at a point where trying something wider than the average penis, or vibrator even, would be interesting and exciting. The toy has a sweet, baby-like smell when removed from its packaging and a pleasant appearance without any complicated designs. While it has a flat base on which it can be set on horizontal surfaces, I discovered that the toy will stick to vertical surfaces with some effort as well. However, on vertical surfaces the toy was much too flaccid for me to find a good angle for insertion, so I recommend it more for its proper use on a chair, the floor, etc. Now, the diameter of this toy is very wide, so I would not recommend inserting it without lubrication or foreplay for plenty of natural lubrication. The taste of the material is very neutral – no “icky” faces from this toy in that respect – it doesn’t taste like the rubber material that it is constructed of at all.

This super dildo has very few ridges and grooves which makes it an easy toy to clean. I bring it along to the shower with me and scrub it down with soap and warm water. It is helpful to let it air-dry rather than to towel-dry it because the material of the dildo tends to be a bit of a lint-magnet. It is a pain to remove. A good wipe down might be necessary before play as well depending on whether or not it is stored near fabrics. Because it is so large and rather heavy, it’s not a toy that would be easily concealed on a trip to the sink or showers if discreet use is necessary. This dildo a bit bulky and obvious. It's not something to try to conceal in a sock drawer!

This is not a toy for beginners, but for women who are more experienced and prefer a thicker sensation. I consider it an expert toy that serves its purpose of pure penetration well. The veins and prominent head do add to a more intense sensation, but nothing truly spectacular in that sense. The ridges are very subtle - the toy is already very intense because it is very large, so too many ridges would be going overboard in sensation. Because of its width and the amount of effort I had to use to get the soft material inside of me, I experienced some soreness directly after use, and the following day. It is definitely a floppy toy; not as erect as I was expecting it to be. This is not an item I would pull out frequently, but a toy that I would bring out on the occasional evening when I am in the mood for a little extra “oomph” in sensation.
Experience
I used this toy in several different ways. I was able to attach it to a closet mirror so that I could get down on all-fours in front of the shaft. In this position though, the dildo was much too flaccid for easy insertion, so I ditched this effort. It worked best for me when I set it down on the floor, positioned myself on my knees, and slid it into me in that position. I could bob up and down on it easily, or take the full length inside to grind against it. I had to really work the dildo into me a bit because it's so soft and wide! My partner also had a great time using it on me from behind. It proved to be quite versatile actually. It had me clawing at the carpet and the sheets in pure ecstasy! Winking
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  • Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers
    What material is this made of?
  • Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers
    Ooops, wrong review. I meant to ask you about how cleaning this toy worked for you. Sorry.
  • Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    You could try storing it in a gallon-size zip plastic bag. This would keep it from collecting dust after washing before the next use.
    Thanks for the review. Smile
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    So this is pretty floppy, then? Do the veins add anything?
  • Contributor: P-townGal
    Adriana:

    The veins do add a little bit of sensation, but they are not prominent additions to the toy. So I didn't notice a strong effect due to the veins during play. Its width makes extra or deep ridges unnecessary because even without the detail, the feeling of being completely filled borders on being an overwhelming experience already!

    Happy Lady:

    That's actually a really great idea. I'm a college student so I don't have many storage options - I just might invest in some baggies. Smile
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! I enjoyed reading it Big smile
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    Thanks for review
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    Nice review! Thank you!
  • Contributor: Sex'?'Violence
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: nurdgurlz
    I really enjoyed reading your review, and I found it very helpful in finding out what I wanted to know about this toy. I bought it, so now I just have to wait and see. I plan on using it on my b/f ;-) wont he be surprised and also grateful to you for helping me pick it out if it's a good one!!! :-D
  • Contributor: jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: underHim
    Great review, thanks
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Appreciate great review!
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Rey
    thx for the helpful review!
  • Contributor: kitty1949
    Thank you for sharing your thoughts.
  • Contributor: SoloJoe
    thanks
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    3/5? Too bad
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