Happy valley twister - dildo by Happy Valley - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

The Happy Valley Twister is a jack of all trades. It can be used by men or women. It can be enjoyed anally or vaginally. It can be slapped into a harness or nestled against the floor, but sadly it doesn't suction cup.

That is the one small flaw in this wonderful, and beautiful dildo.

The makers of the Happy Valley Twister aren't trying to invent a new sex toy. They are just molding with very high quality silicone, in luscious colors.

The silicone is very firm, yet flexible. No odor, and it is safe to use in several orifices. Use it in your butt one day, after a quick wash you can use it vaginally. Same with sharing. Use it one day to peg your lover, the next day (after a wash!) to pleasure yourself.

The Twister lives up to its name, it has twists along the shaft that provide a delicate texture that even those (like myself) who hate texture will find pleasant and pleasurable.

The texture does not add extra work into the maintenance.

Happy Valley put a twist (excuse the pun!) on a realistic dildo. It has a head like a realistic dildo, but its shaft has twists that you hopefully won't see on a realistic penis, and of course, it lacks the balls.



The Twister is 6 1/2 inches long with 5 3/4th inches of that insertable. The head is 2 inches long and 5 inches around, while the shaft is only 4 inches around.

This is a moderate sized dildo, the head is a bit large for beginners, but once you work over the head, it is smooth sailing (figuratively of course, there are some ridges). This is a intermediate sized dildo when it comes to anal play, so have that in mind if you are buying this dildo to peg or use for anal masturbation.



The coloring on this dildo is breathtaking. It is a deep swirled grey, and it is captivating. The only thing is that the silver doesn't seem to have a bullet hole in the bottom, unlike what is shown in the product photos.

Now if you have ever read one of my dildo or vibrator reviews you know that I'm notorious at not looking at the product size. I was SO disappointed that the dildo is only 6 1/2 inches long.

However, once I use it, Happy Valley changed my mind. The head was a bit of a challenge, but I was rewarded once I got over the hump.

My main complaint? It lacks a suction cup. This fatal flaw is why I won't order one in red. It need a suction cup. I need to be able to stick it to my floor and ride it, but alas it doesn't.

It does hold up well in a 1 1/2 diameter harness, it isn't too head heavy. Which is a plus.

To keep you Twister happy you need a bathe it after use, it doesn't collect lint so double baths aren't necessary, you put it away clean, it stays clean.

Clean it with soap and water, boil it, put it in the top rack of the dishwasher, bleach with 10% bleach solution, or just use some toy cleaner.

Keep silicone lubes away from this dildo, because it is too gorgeous to be destroyed.