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Dildo by Happy Valley

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Happy valley twister

Dildo by Happy Valley

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Our Price:$62.99

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Twister my Valley, PLEASE!

Happy Valley Twister not only gave me the most beautiful sex toy I own, but it introduced me to light texture that I can't get enough of. It may lack a suction cup, but it works like a dream in a harness!

Published: October 17, 2011

Pros:

COLORING! $, Harness Compatible

Cons:

No suction cup, no bullet hole

Rating by reviewer:

extremely useful review

Use

The Happy Valley Twister is a jack of all trades. It can be used by men or women. It can be enjoyed anally or vaginally. It can be slapped into a harness or nestled against the floor, but sadly it doesn't suction cup.

That is the one small flaw in this wonderful, and beautiful dildo.

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Everyone
- Solo
Where
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Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Anywhere
Features
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What kind of features does this product offer?
- Travel friendly
Body / part areas
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What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- Anal

Material / Texture

The makers of the Happy Valley Twister aren't trying to invent a new sex toy. They are just molding with very high quality silicone, in luscious colors.

The silicone is very firm, yet flexible. No odor, and it is safe to use in several orifices. Use it in your butt one day, after a quick wash you can use it vaginally. Same with sharing. Use it one day to peg your lover, the next day (after a wash!) to pleasure yourself.

The Twister lives up to its name, it has twists along the shaft that provide a delicate texture that even those (like myself) who hate texture will find pleasant and pleasurable.

The texture does not add extra work into the maintenance.

- Flexible
- No odor
- Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Happy Valley put a twist (excuse the pun!) on a realistic dildo. It has a head like a realistic dildo, but its shaft has twists that you hopefully won't see on a realistic penis, and of course, it lacks the balls.

Happy Valley Twister

The Twister is 6 1/2 inches long with 5 3/4th inches of that insertable. The head is 2 inches long and 5 inches around, while the shaft is only 4 inches around.

This is a moderate sized dildo, the head is a bit large for beginners, but once you work over the head, it is smooth sailing (figuratively of course, there are some ridges). This is a intermediate sized dildo when it comes to anal play, so have that in mind if you are buying this dildo to peg or use for anal masturbation.

Happy Valley Twister

The coloring on this dildo is breathtaking. It is a deep swirled grey, and it is captivating. The only thing is that the silver doesn't seem to have a bullet hole in the bottom, unlike what is shown in the product photos.

- Whimsical / artistic

Performance

Now if you have ever read one of my dildo or vibrator reviews you know that I'm notorious at not looking at the product size. I was SO disappointed that the dildo is only 6 1/2 inches long.

However, once I use it, Happy Valley changed my mind. The head was a bit of a challenge, but I was rewarded once I got over the hump.

My main complaint? It lacks a suction cup. This fatal flaw is why I won't order one in red. It need a suction cup. I need to be able to stick it to my floor and ride it, but alas it doesn't.

It does hold up well in a 1 1/2 diameter harness, it isn't too head heavy. Which is a plus.

Care and Maintenance

To keep you Twister happy you need a bathe it after use, it doesn't collect lint so double baths aren't necessary, you put it away clean, it stays clean.

Clean it with soap and water, boil it, put it in the top rack of the dishwasher, bleach with 10% bleach solution, or just use some toy cleaner.

Keep silicone lubes away from this dildo, because it is too gorgeous to be destroyed.

- Easy to clean
- Easy to store

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Reviewed by I'll Miss You EF :( (Eden Advanced reviewer)

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Comments

	Miss Nessa (verified) Awsome review! Thanks for posting it. I was a little upset! I have the same dildo. The product page says it vibrates and even shows a picture of it with a bullet in the bottom. It doesn't at all come with one. I was like WTF!!!!	10/17/2011
	Pink Jewel (verified) Thanks for the review	10/18/2011
	Miss Voluptuous (verified) Maybe you could put it in a thigh harness or some kind of sex pillow to ride it? That's probably a lot of investment, though, if you don't already have one. Thanks for the review	10/18/2011
	wetone123 (verified) What a wonderful review on an incredibly beautiful dildo! Shame the silver one doesn't come with a bullet hole. Thanks for the pictures showing how breath taking this dildo really is!	10/18/2011
	I'll Miss You EF :( (verified) Miss Nessa: It was very disappointing! But the page says the vibrations weren't very strong, so I'm glad I didn't have expectations for it to vibrate. Miss Voluptuous: I'm looking into buying a sex pillow just for my dildos that don't suction! Wetone123: I know somewhere on here someone showed how to make your dildo vibe-compatible, but I just have to locate it! Thanks all!	10/18/2011
	leatherlover (verified) Thanks for the great review.	10/18/2011
	Ash1141 (verified) Great review	10/24/2011
	~LaUr3n~ (verified) I'm surprised there is no bullet with this one!	10/25/2011
	cocomo (verified) thanks	12/06/2011
	I'll Miss You EF :( (verified) Thanks everyone! Lauren: I know right? It seems like it needed a bullet.	12/07/2011
	sweetpea12 (verified) Thanks for the helpful review, wish it had a bullet hole	Feb 29, 11:54 am
	SubmissiveFeminist (verified) Interesting product. Thanks for sharing!	Mar 24, 11:12 pm
	kawigrl (verified) good review	Mar 29, 2:29 pm
	LoriandHubby (verified) thank you for the review. did you find the swirls a dificult texture for those who are new to texture?	Apr 12, 7:21 pm
	Tbanda (verified) Thank you!	Apr 26, 11:05 am

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