Bulge was an understatement...

This is a super awesome dildo. The best one I own so far. It was so worth getting. This toy would be great for everyone; beginners and experienced. I am so blown away by this toy.
Published:
Pros:
Size, girth, veins, squishy, comfortable, transfers vibrations well, fairly easy to clean.
Cons:
Strong fruity smell, material seems like it may tear easily, lubricant needed.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Wow and I mean Wow this toy is amazing. I've never had anything like it. It's the most impressive toy I've ever seen or felt. This toy is strictly for vaginal use. I do not recommend this toy for anal, partly because you probably wont be able to get it in and its a very porous material. Otherwise this toy is incredible. I could not believe the texture and the size and feel of this thing. I've never felt anything like it. This is a great toy for everyone even for beginners.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The material of this dildo is so cool. It's soft, velvety, and smooth. It's squishy, so squishy. I mean you can pinch you fingers together and touch them its so squishy! Still it's fairly firm. It blows my mind! This thing is super futuristic. It's almost alien like, which is kind of cool in a non-alien freakish way. It has these huge veins that bulge out all over the place. They add so much extra stimulation and life-likeness to it, but it wouldn't bother even the most sensitive person. It's so squishy and soft and such and interesting color you almost don't want to even use it. The one downside is it has a very strong fruity smell, which might fade after using/washing it, or you may just have to use a condom. I personally don't like the smell, other people might. I suggest washing it with soap or a toy cleaner before using it. Another thing is that it has this powdery coating on it that leaves a weird, slightly slim-like felling and the fruity smell on your fingers, so you should really really wash it first. I also don't suggest putting it in your mouth. It really doesn't taste appetizing.

Another thing I noticed about this toy, is that when you rub your finger on it, it feels like the material is going to rip. Also, if you flex the balls away from the shaft, it almost seems like the it wants to tear. At the same time, it also seems very strong. I really don't think there should be any problems with that, but I would be very careful with long fingernails.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I almost have no words to describe this dildo. It really is awesome. I should have gotten the 8" because the 6" is way shorter than I was thinking. I will just have to make due. It is very stocky, has girth, and a vein texture. It makes you feel very full, but it's so comfortable you could almost walk around with it in all day. The head is huge, the whole thing is fairly large. It's so squishy that it fits so well inside you. Even the tightest person could use it. This is a very realistic toy although it's more like a guy who's still soft. It fills me so much and feels so good, I don't even mind. This is not a very discreet toy. You can definitely tell it's a dildo, even though it's alien like. Possibly travel friendly, but you would have to find something safe to put it in.
    • Futuristic
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

Everything is great about this toy. Aside from the smell and the way it seems like it will tear or puncture, it is so worth having. It doesn't have a suction cup. It just has a flat base that makes it stand straight if you set it on a flat surface. I really doubt you could use it with a harness, it's way to soft for that. Also when I tried to use it, I couldn't get it in like all other toys because it's so squishy. Then I was like, oh duh, lube. I normally don't need lube for anything, so you definitely need to use water based lube with this toy.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's fairly easy to clean. You can use toy cleaner or soap and water. You do need to store it in a safe place like the package it came in or in a box. I also noticed that it doesn't attract as much lint and hair like silicone and jelly toys, which is a plus! This toy is compatible with water based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This came in a discreet clear plastic frame in the shape of the toy with a pink card behind it that said what it was and some of its features. It can be used to store the toy.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

The pink color of the head went away right after I used it, which is really sad because it gave it more character.

Experience

Wow! When I opened up the package, I was shocked at how soft and squishy this dildo was. I was also shocked at how strong the smell was. So first thing I did was wash it off because it had some powdery stuff on it. Then I went to try it out. At first I couldn't even get it in. I'm really not used to needing lube, so I grabbed my lubricant, smeared it on and I went right at it. It was a strange feeling at first because it's not hard in anyway, but I could definitely feel the veins. It also felt like it filled every part of me. It felt so weird and so good at the same time. After experimenting a little I grabbed my wand vibrator which is similar to the Hitachi Wand, but is a different brand. I turned it on and put it on the base of the dildo, and it really transfers the vibrations well. I really got into it after that and had the best orgasm Ive had in a while. The kind that pulses from your clit through your legs for more 10 minutes. It was a really awesome experience.
Follow-up commentary
This really is an awesome dildo, aside from the strong, fruity smell which still hasn't gone away. It really feels amazing. I just wish they could make a similar material that doesn't smell so weird.
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  • Pink Jewel
    Pink Jewel  
    Thanks
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    Talena  
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    JordanN  
    This is very pretty. Thanks for the review.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    "material seems it may tear easily" i hope it doesnt.
  • AOutrajus
    AOutrajus  
    @ camatose-kitty. I've found out that it dosnt. it just feels like it when u rub ur finger on it. it seems to actually be a strong material.
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    pinkzombie  
    Nice review!
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    zz1aag  
    Great review
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    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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    AOutrajus  
    thanks
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