Crystal twister sex toy review
I thought that perhaps I could wear it while working at my desk and get the juices flowing for a more intense masturbation session later. Alas, this didn't really work. The toy is too heavy to stay put in the puss. It slid out of me repeatedly until I gave up in disgust.Published: October 19, 2007
What a fun name! Just say it... Crystal Twister. It's like foreplay for your tongue!
The Crystal Twister comes packaged in a heavily padded storage bag with a drawstring closure. You'll want to keep this sex toy in the bag when it's not in use. Glass sex toys are quite sturdy, but even one chip will render the toy useless for its intended purpose.
Out of the bag, the Crystal Twister is absolutely gorgeous. Ribbons of blue glass criss-cross beneath swirls of clear glass. The insertable portion of the toy is small (about the length of my middle finger); it ends in a ring of glass which can be slid over a finger.
It's very pretty. But is it useful?
The EdenFantasys product listing states that the Crystal Twister can be held on the finger with the toy either on the palm or the back side of the hand. I tried this on myself with the sex toy in my pussy and found it awkward at best. Even with the help of a partner, the Twister is just too short to kick up much excitement in my vagina.
I have no hesitation in telling you that I once "lost" a sex-toy in my bottom. Since then I've been quite cautious about following the prime direction of butt toy use. I will never again put a toy that lacks a proper flange into my butt.
The Crystal Twister lacks a proper flange. No, the handle is *not* a proper flange. So there's no way this sex toy was going near my butt, not even with me or someone else clinging tenaciously to the handle.
See, all it would take is for the person holding the handle to let loose for a moment and the Crystal Twister could be lost. I would hate for this to happen to anyone, so I cannot recommend this sex toy for use in the butt. Ya hear me?
I made a last ditch effort to find some use for the toy. I inserted it vaginally in the hope that it would function like a vaginal exerciser. I thought that perhaps I could wear it while working at my desk and get the juices flowing for a more intense masturbation session later. Alas, this didn't really work. The toy is too heavy to stay put in the puss. It slid out of me repeatedly until I gave up in disgust.
In a nutshell, the Crystal Twister is not a useful toy. It's dangerous for use in the ass. It's pointless for use in the vagina.
About the only reasonable use for the Crystal Twister would be as a paperweight, so if you purchase the Crystal Twister, you will own a very beautiful paperweight.
The Crystal Twister comes packaged in a heavily padded storage bag with a drawstring closure. You'll want to keep this sex toy in the bag when it's not in use. Glass sex toys are quite sturdy, but even one chip will render the toy useless for its intended purpose.
Out of the bag, the Crystal Twister is absolutely gorgeous. Ribbons of blue glass criss-cross beneath swirls of clear glass. The insertable portion of the toy is small (about the length of my middle finger); it ends in a ring of glass which can be slid over a finger.
It's very pretty. But is it useful?
The EdenFantasys product listing states that the Crystal Twister can be held on the finger with the toy either on the palm or the back side of the hand. I tried this on myself with the sex toy in my pussy and found it awkward at best. Even with the help of a partner, the Twister is just too short to kick up much excitement in my vagina.
I have no hesitation in telling you that I once "lost" a sex-toy in my bottom. Since then I've been quite cautious about following the prime direction of butt toy use. I will never again put a toy that lacks a proper flange into my butt.
The Crystal Twister lacks a proper flange. No, the handle is *not* a proper flange. So there's no way this sex toy was going near my butt, not even with me or someone else clinging tenaciously to the handle.
See, all it would take is for the person holding the handle to let loose for a moment and the Crystal Twister could be lost. I would hate for this to happen to anyone, so I cannot recommend this sex toy for use in the butt. Ya hear me?
I made a last ditch effort to find some use for the toy. I inserted it vaginally in the hope that it would function like a vaginal exerciser. I thought that perhaps I could wear it while working at my desk and get the juices flowing for a more intense masturbation session later. Alas, this didn't really work. The toy is too heavy to stay put in the puss. It slid out of me repeatedly until I gave up in disgust.
In a nutshell, the Crystal Twister is not a useful toy. It's dangerous for use in the ass. It's pointless for use in the vagina.
About the only reasonable use for the Crystal Twister would be as a paperweight, so if you purchase the Crystal Twister, you will own a very beautiful paperweight.
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Damn, that's a shame. It's so pretty. But I concur, nothing without a proper flange should go near your ass. Rolling out of bed for an ER trip puts quite the damper on the evening.
That's one expensive paperweight! I was looking at this as a really big "splurge", and I'm glad I read this, even if it's not what I wanted to hear!
It looks more like a child's pacifier toy than a sex toy to me...
nice review
Great review, thank you!
Good review.
Thanks!
I had to raise an eyebrow when I saw this listed under anal toys, and your review confirmed my suspicions. Thanks!
Thanks for the review! I agree completely.
thank you!
thanks for the review
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that wonders what good this toy would be...Thanks for the honest review!
Thanks for review
good thing i didnt buy it i would of had a very expensive useless thing